Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 18, 2019

And those short arms aren’t going to help!

At least he got some tail.

Calvin: “Hi, Mom. I’m an owl.”

Calvin’s Mom: “You don’t look like a very happy owl.”

Tyrannosaurus Wiz.

Blanche seems to never be quite able to get used to the cleaning up she has to do every time that hapoens.

Why doesn’t he turn the fink into a chicken and just eat him?

Oh cool. A tyranasauras HEX. Sweet!

That is even worse than when Hermione turned herself into a cat creature.

I dino he could do that!

He messed up a spell. What else is new?

Carrion, our wayward son…

Another B.C. crossover?

Well Wiz, when you play with fire….

And I’ll bet it snores also! ;o{

‘I married a lizard’

And is there a T Rex body wandering around with the Wiz’s head?

He’s the Wiz…He’s the one, he’s the only one.. Who can give your wish right to ya.He’s the Wizard… He’s the Wiz and he lives in ID. He’s the Wiz, he’s the Wizard of ID. He’s got magic up his sleeve. He can send you back through time, and turn himself into a Dinosaur, The trouble is he can’t turn himself back? As a Wizard he has a one Star rating. Just take your troubles to the five star Wizard of Oz. And by the way don’t feed the Dinosaur.

Looks like Wiz must’ve just finished reading “Jurassic Park” & then tried to cast a polymorph spell. Not good to let the mind wander while casting a spell, Wiz!

This one’s gone to his head and is a little bit of a reach.

Oooooh what a big head you have. WIZARD! And your hands look like Twumps! ( couldn’t resist) LOL

Something different about you, Dear. Shorter beard?

The question is, does she know how to undo the spell?

W. rex!

A superstitious throwback.

Life of a Wizard’s spouse.

Is this the start of an arc where we find out the sexual orientation of the Wiz’s dragon?

He’s a dinosaur from South Park?