Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2019

So, is the internet down in the Croc household?

Dad must be channeling the Donald; fake news not typo.

I don’t think this much bothers the reptiles, they have cold blood for those things.

Perhaps he is looking at a thesaurus?

Synonym for member of Congress?

Happy April,25 to all Italian fellow citizens .

But turtles are so cute!

There’s the problem, they need a Funk & Wagnalls.

Seems a little judgmental for the real Webster’s. Maybe it’s Emmanuel Lewis’s dictionary.

Fake news?

Fake news!"

That’s an adjective. What does the noun say?

That’s no typo you cold blooded zeeba eater!

Croc Power !

Ask Zeeba for a second opinion, Junior.

Close that book, Junior. There’s nothing to see in there.

What I’m still confused about is why the big crocodile speaks weird

Fake News!

Defnitlee typo

It’s been forever since a croc strip! I’m so happy! These guys are so fun, and a pleasant change of pace from the almost daily “pig and rat and goat complain about the state of the world” we’ve been getting lately.

It’s just a reptile dysfunction. They have pills for that.

We demand more crocs!!!

See: Trump, Donald.

What a “croc” ! Me want more ZEBAS!

Welcome back Crocs

Oh please, give us more crocs! And zeebas!

Fake News!

OH BOY! A CROC-ER! keep ’emcoming.

Look up vermin and then go see rat.

Looks like a reptile dysfunction to me.

I like the gators more than the rest. they are just “earthy”.

Crocs should look at today’s Alley Oop strip.

The dictionary is wrong,love the Crocs!

Hooray!!!, my buddy Larry is back. Hope to see much more of him and the family.

Crocs! Yay!

Must be a Liberal Socialist Propaganda Dictionary!

Fake news.

They r pretty funky , and they do wag their tails….

FAKE NEWS!!!

Try the noun

rep·​tile | \ ˈrep-ˌtī(-ə)l

Any of a class (Reptilia) of cold-blooded, air-breathing, usually egg-laying vertebrates that include the alligators and crocodiles, lizards, snakes, turtles, and extinct related forms (such as dinosaurs and pterosaurs) and that have a body typically covered with scales or bony plates and a bony skeleton with a single occipital condyle, a distinct quadrate bone usually immovably articulated with the skull, and ribs attached to the sternum.

Fake definitions. They need a real dictionary.

Three picture descriptions: An alligator, a crocodile and Donald Trump.

Mr. Pastis,I am in need of a pun. Please!

Long time no crocs

endgame

Larry is a classic case of reptile dysfunction.

William Barr’s cousin.

Larry is in retreat from Reality. Write your paper fearlessly, Junior, for the honor of the family name!

CROCS FOREVER!