Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Mississippi?

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Jef, you need us fatties to pay the taxes for your bike lanes.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    If I might make a suggestion, Jef, but how about deport fatties to the community gyms?

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    Hawaii. I’m not insulting Hawaiians. It is just that if I get deported, I might as well name someplace I like.

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    luvdafuneez  over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t you be RIDING for mayor, Jeff??

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    To get elected, Jef will need to really motivate his base!

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Give Cyclist Jef a new black racing suit with white lightning stripes, then suggest to him to visit the Crocs.

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    cdgar  over 5 years ago

    I hate all bicyclists over 12 years old.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    booooooooooooooooooo

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    I downloaded a step app called Pacer. Turns out the mascot is Pacer Jeff. When it sends me a message, I always think of this Jef.

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    I think Jeff’s ilk have taken over the administration of the nearest city. They’re proposing clogging the small streets with bike lanes. That place will be hell to get through. I pity truck drivers trying to follow the state routes through that town.

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    Mr_Mattie  over 5 years ago

    Speaking as a fat unmotivated cyclist, I find this somewhat confusing.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Jeff, Venezuala is a excellent place for those needing weight loss!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    I think Jef was referring to PIG! don’t ya think?

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Jef needs to be re-cycled.

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Rat get the Rat-Bat and Gibbs’s this Jef with one f…… repeatedly ! ………….. Croc Power !

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    wrd2255  over 5 years ago

    Stefan must have really been wronged by some cyclist(s).

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    MS72  over 5 years ago

    put a tariff on sugar

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    ekw555  over 5 years ago

    definitely USA.

    probably Philly?

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    Purple People Eater  over 5 years ago

    In this case, deport him to the nearest BBQ.

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    DocRussell  over 5 years ago

    Congress!

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    Rick Parkhurst Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And another vote for the ignore commenter function.

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    YaiDee  over 5 years ago

    The White House?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 5 years ago

    Golden Corral

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    Tentoes  over 5 years ago

    Somehow, my tricycle avatar seems out-of-place :D

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    Gary Williams Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How about Washington as a congressional representative

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    If he becomes mayor, he’ll finally be that big wheel he always dreamed about.

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    bngooby  over 5 years ago

    Washington, DC

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Is he riding on a, Bike lanes for everyone! ticket?

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The Ben & Jerry’s island.. !!!! lol

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    aKG1  over 5 years ago

    Jef has been talking to the last few mayors of Seattle.

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    mattro65  over 5 years ago

    Just have some patience. They’ll send themselves to an early grave.

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Change all the streets to bike lanes and walkways, and they’ll self-deport.

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    dadlivonia  over 5 years ago

    Washington

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    Enoi  over 5 years ago

    Jef needs only look around him right here in Michigan.

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    TheodorFælgen  over 5 years ago

    Jef is on to something – with regards to improving the life of cyclists. Doing so means more cyclist, which then means less cars and thus more space for those that chose to drive in cars. And on top of that it is good for the air quality in the city, the health of those that cycle and more – so everybody wins except the car salesmen.

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    ArchAngel4  over 5 years ago

    Congress…duh

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    joecoolfiftyfive  over 5 years ago

    LA?

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    Patlet  over 5 years ago

    Methinks Jef voted for trump.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    I know many cyclists who are good and decent people, but then there are those who ride 2 or 3 beside each other in the bicycle lane forcing cars to swerve into the oncoming lane risking head on collisions, and then who flip you off when you complain. Jef is one of those.

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    Ren Rodee  over 5 years ago

    No, the Senate. That way they can count on a pension and guaranteed health benefits.

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    Nick Danger  over 5 years ago

    If you change “cyclists” to “druggies” and “deportation” to “typhus” or “bubonic plague”, you’ll have Los Angeles or San Francisco.

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    Ogmeister  over 5 years ago

    Congress.

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    Saturday's Child  over 5 years ago

    To the White House?

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    HippyDippyWeatherman  over 5 years ago

    I’m thinking Amsterdam. It’s like hell for non-cyclists.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Jef needs to watch the documentary, Backpedal. The city of which it’s a subject, Charleston, S.C., essentially ran off the city planning manager (himself a cyclist) its lazy, unmotivated, car-dependent citizens were so hostile to bicycles.

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    cosman  over 5 years ago

    N. Korea..?

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    Seed_drill  over 5 years ago

    I have to admit, I resent all the growth around here not just because of the bulldozed farms and forests, but because the formerly deserted roads are now becoming heavily trafficked, which makes biking less fun and more dangerous.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I like Jef plan. If he will prohibited the use of cars in city centers, making it possible to access only by bicycle, I would support him.

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    ckeller  over 5 years ago

    The White House?

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    Kali  over 5 years ago

    Apparently to the Reich House….

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    juneybug  over 5 years ago

    I bet Jef’s middle name is Gregg.

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    Brad Judy  over 5 years ago

    As a native son of the Magnolia State, I invite you to come to Mississippi and just try to keep up with this old (72) guy working in the 95 degree heat and 100% humidity. We’ll see who’s fat.

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    bpscg  over 5 years ago

    Does Pastis live in Alexandria, Virginia? Because our mayor is a serious bicyclist who wants bike lanes everywhere; he’s currently supporting a plan to reduce the lanes in a major arterial road – which goes past a HOSPITAL! – to accommodate bike lanes. Residents are furious, but with a compliant city council and transportation-and-environmental-services department, those lanes are coming.

    This strip is getting wide circulation today around Alexandria’s neighborhood community associations.

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    StevePappas  over 5 years ago

    Am I the only one with this problem, every time I touch the pearls icon peanuts immediately lights up. If I want to read peanuts,I’ll fucking well read peanuts!

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Lower Slobovia of course! (thanx Al Capp)

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    eric.franz.petras  over 5 years ago

    The White House.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Jef the Cyclist is a loser! No town could be stupid enough to elect him its mayor; or could it? What a horrible thought! Vigilante justice for cocky bicyclists!

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    Lupin III  over 5 years ago

    I’m Don the real-estate mogul, and I’m running for president…

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    Michael Harris  over 5 years ago

    Buffalo

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