Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 28, 2019

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    Look out for blood loss?

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    comic4matt  over 5 years ago

    I’d say good…

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    The Iron Fist TV show replacement, The Iron Feet.

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    GreasyOldTam  over 5 years ago

    He’s certainly gained flexibility.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    It’s arguably not suitable for anger control.

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    strictures  over 5 years ago

    Note that Wiley has correctly drawn the toilet paper going over the top of the roll.

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    sonnygreen  over 5 years ago

    Wiley doesn’t have a very good grasp of toilet flush handle concepts. Toilet tanks always fill to more than half capacity. The position of his flush handle would leak like crazy. Maybe that’s why there’s a bucket just below the handle.

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    cdward  over 5 years ago

    Smashing.

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    Kato diet? I’ll stick with my KETO diet, thank you very much!

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    You used to see scales like that all the time. I wonder why, with people being more weight conscious these days, there aren’t more/any out there?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Still fat but way more fit.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    They own a tall scale because no way he could see past the south forty to read the numbers on a foot-square floor model. Next question is, who is going to be able to get him up when he hits the tiles?

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    1953Baby  over 5 years ago

    Actually, that’s the only thing that I regret in my life—that I didn’t take some sort of defense arts. Boy, the people who wouldn’t have bothered me. . .

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    william.flynn45  over 5 years ago

    How do we know that toilet paper is “supposed” to unroll over the top? Because the 1857 patent drawing shows it that way. Invented by American – Joseph Gayetty.

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    BiathlonNut  over 5 years ago

    Ever try to get a strip when you are in a standing position if the TP unrolls under the bottom?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 5 years ago

    I’d say it’s a step in the right direction.

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    kodj kodjin  over 5 years ago

    A cat in the house will dictate whether or not the t.p. rolls over the top or not. Once a cat discovers that it can unroll the t.p. you can’t break the habit. There is nothing like an urgent visit to the toilet and finding the entire roll in a pile on the floor with claw marks on every sheet.

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    gigagrouch  over 5 years ago

    Swimmingly, thanks for asking.

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    nufalready  over 5 years ago

    I notice he is still using the scale that he got at the stock yards.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    Whichever way you hang the toilet roll, if someone or something wants to unravel it, it will happen.

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    magdala666  over 5 years ago

    Know that feeling well!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Not a bad side kick.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bathroom humor. It always gets the most comments.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    At least he left the lid down.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    OT but a notice to all-please read your credit card statements and phone bills. Some players are very sneaky. Got a credit card bill today. I check every line and discovered a company I never heard of billing me $1. This has happened to me but with my phone bill. When I was with ATT about 4 years ago, so perhaps some phone companies do not allow it. What happened was that a company got my phone number and got ATT to bill me $1 a month. Took me a few months to see this-I never bothered to do a line by line check and ensure that I was only paying for what I wanted-A buck a month. Lets say they do the same to all computer users. That could easily get them several hundred thousand every month. Because seriously, how many of us actually do a line by line check of credit card statements? How about Debit cards? do you match everything to make sure you purchased it and not someone who got your debit card info?

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    Alan Steenhouwer  over 5 years ago

    I’m sure I’ve seen this one before.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 5 years ago

    The martial arts program seems to be working. Notice plenty of reading matter in the box beside the loo.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    I have two scales. When I need to lose a couple pounds, I just use the other one… though at some point I’ll have to gain it back in order to use that technique the next time.

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    kipeticolas  over 5 years ago

    And his graphic pen line is to die for.

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