Pickles by Brian Crane for July 28, 2019

better yet, don’t go buying candy bars

Me either. I eat it in the car on the way home from the store.

And if they do ’t know your name they just whisper, “hey…you…come over here…xxx”

Ohhh….Sweet nothings!

It died happy.

Must be the reason I drink Beer !

It sure is persistent!

I have the same problem with anything chocolate…even when I’m walking by it in the supermarket! And sometimes I think they actually jump into my cart when I’m not looking!!

I kind of like this one. It’s worth a few Snickers® anyway.

A piece of candy with morning coffee. Great way to start the day.

Opal needs her hearing checked, Er her head checked…hearing voices and following them is a sign of…..chomp chomp. Never mind.

Lemon meringue pie has the same effect on me.

Candy has known her name for a long time.

It’s not the candy bar’s fault, Opal! You’re the one who introduced yourself to it!

cookies call my wife !!!

Listen carefully. There’s also an ice cream sandwich in the freezer trying to get your attention.

Of COURSE it’s calling her name! It’s an edible!

“If you buy them, they will call.” From Field of Nougat Creams.

See Dear,it isn’t my fault,it’s these little “Voices” in my head that just keep calling out to me.

Candy bars have a way of finding out your name. And then they are relentless. Kind of like stalkers.

Beer knows my name too, and number.

Bakery goods all know my name, but I’ve learned to ignore them unless they can pronounce my full name correctly….. 8^)

When I need to eat sugar I pick the best and not a Snickers for me.

The wee small voice in the night…

It doesn’t need to know your name!

“I Heard the Hershey Bar Call my Name” by Margaret Cravings…

Seen on a marquee of a tire store-

“I try to eat healthy then I look at a candy bar and it snickers!”