Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 07, 2019

He graduated from the same medical college as Dr. Doom, Dr, Octopus, Dr. Cyber Dr. Bedlam, DR. Death, Dr. Alchemy, Dr. Sivana…

Oh yes, nobody’s going to notice the bills being discreetly handed to Dr. Mittens…

Somebody check Dr. Cat for webbed feet. I think he might be a QUACK!

Does Dr Mittens have white paws, or is he wearing gloves?

Love the money Dr. Mittens is taking from “Father1”

And, the doctor with the ski glasses hears it all.

My only hope is that Princess is catching the payoff on video.

Ha! Snowball Taggart and Dr. Mittens, you ain’t getting rid of Kit Chase {{{swoon}}} that easily!

Still not watching.

I wonder when Breaking Cat News will get back on the air.

<Gasp!> It’s a ‘Cash for Mittens’ scheme!

Don’t listen to him, Angora, you deserve Kit Chase.

Oh The Plot Thickens (dramatic music)

I’ll bet that masked cat is Kit Chase in disguise. Look, he’s sneakily sneaked behind the bed now!

Why you disgusting dastardly deplorable doctor! Why you cunning crooked corrupt cat! Oh the blatant bribery! Oh the outright outrageousness!

Angora: “Are you sure?”

Dr. Mittens: “For this amount of money, absolutely.”

I love how Princess and Angora have matched their dresses to their inner ear coloration.

’m having a heart cath procedure at 10am this morning. Prayers are appreciated. Thank you my friends.

Viejo Gato Hospital needs to do something about their security. Why, just anyone can waltz into patient rooms!

Snowball Taggart is the worst. Princess needs to send Angora to de-programming clinic.

oh dear! and Dr. Mittens looked so trustworthy, being a doctor and all!

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And meanwhile, in the basement of the BPH, a strange orange cat continues to shelter from the storm…

Could that be Kit in disguise?!

Aaah! Everyone’s talking about Kit Chase! [swoon…]

Well, we all saw that coming.

On an unrelated note, prayers, boops, and/or whatever positive energy you want to send my way would be appreciated. A joke I made on social media to my former boss last week turned into an informal job offer yesterday. There’s a lot to recommend making the move, and there’s a lot to recommend against it, not the least of which is that it would require just shy of a 10% pay cut (although this would be partially offset by a 25% cut in my health-insurance premium) and I would be starting from zero on vacation time when I have two weddings and a bat mitzvah on my calendar in the next 12 months. I request guidance and wisdom from the universe as I consider this decision. Thanks all.

and we promise not to speak to Kit Chase while you’re in there.

Looks like Dr.Mittens is being paid by the word! This may take awhile!

Spoiler Zone

Yeah, and I hope you choke on your stethoscope, Dr. Mittens, you quack.

“Medical Feline Malpractice!! … It’s a THING!! … The sordid details REVEALED!! On the NEXT ’Meow-ry Povich!!” ;)

Dr. Mittens is pretty cute:)

The Green Hornet sees all

Prayers said

Doc Mittens has been bribed.

Dr. Mittens is a bit of a fraud, don’t you think?

Well, Paul and I travelled for a total of 8 hours, spent over $100 on travel and coffee (thank heavens for Tim Horton’s), just to spend 10 minutes with the cancer specialist who confirmed Paul is still cancer free. I’d do a happy dance, but I’m too tired, my bad knee aches and my feet hurt.

Snowball, unfortunately, reminds me of my mother.

…and not at all suspicious.

Prayers

Dear robin, what do you think about the action this far?

Snowball may be a manipulative scoundrel, but I like him, because he looks so like Lupin.

And, the money changing hands….