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Most of my female friends prefer that I use shorter words. Or at least thatâs the impression I get from the fact that they never seem to remember what Iâve been talking about.
I once tried that with a woman who liked me. She never understood what I said, but it turned out that it was because she had dropped out of school. Never bothered with her again.
Interestingly, I remember a society (I forget which) in which referring to someoneâs beauty was considered an insultâ putting their physical appearance ahead of their worth as a human. I have often thought about that. Telling someone they are beautiful⊠is that really a compliment, or a shallow observation? Good question, good questionâŠ
DanielRyanMulligan over 5 years ago
pig, get a dictionary
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Be careful, Pig. She might think you are calling her pretty fat.
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Talk about a SCREAMING note.
DennisinSeattle over 5 years ago
I think Pigita might appreciate these big words.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well, it is better than highlighting the words âyou break windâ in a note to Pigita.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Most of my female friends prefer that I use shorter words. Or at least thatâs the impression I get from the fact that they never seem to remember what Iâve been talking about.
i_am_the_jam over 5 years ago
I once tried that with a woman who liked me. She never understood what I said, but it turned out that it was because she had dropped out of school. Never bothered with her again.
einarbt over 5 years ago
Rat should know better than this.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
Pig, look for a book of poems and find a beautiful one and dedicate it to Pigita and gift her a flower with it. At least you wonât make her angry.
DennisinSeattle over 5 years ago
Pig: PSST- Take the song âMariaâ from West Side Story and substitute Pigita! She will swoon! (If you can make the notes).
Arianne over 5 years ago
Rat, surely you knew from the outset⊠that was a pretty tall order.
Dave Thorby over 5 years ago
Itâs spelt p-e-t-t-y.
Gent over 5 years ago
Dear Pig. You are TASTY.
everett_r0 over 5 years ago
Pig seems to be thinking like the president. This could be a bad signâŠ.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Donât even try Pig ! Pigita will break your heart again ;-( ⊠Croc Power !
mjb515 over 5 years ago
âThe place where I come from is a small town
They think so small
They use small words
But not me
Iâm smarter than that
I worked it out
Iâve been stretching my mouth
To let those big words come right out"
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
At least heâs sending her letters and not texts.
ACK! Premium Member over 5 years ago
âȘ Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow â«
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
If PIG thinks Pigta will fall for this heâs got another thought comingâŠ.
prrdh over 5 years ago
Pace Rat, I donât think âpulchritudinousâ would be very effective either.
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
You want big words? Try telling her sheâs pulchritudinous.
JudyAz over 5 years ago
So Pig needs to learn to be more sesquipedalian.
jel354 over 5 years ago
Looks like Pig did not learn his lesson from the other love letter in which the larger words were: âYOU BREAK WIND.â
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Change it to âPurtyâ
Snoots over 5 years ago
Interestingly, I remember a society (I forget which) in which referring to someoneâs beauty was considered an insultâ putting their physical appearance ahead of their worth as a human. I have often thought about that. Telling someone they are beautiful⊠is that really a compliment, or a shallow observation? Good question, good questionâŠ
JLChi over 5 years ago
Trust me, Pig. A real, handwritten love note. Sheâll love it.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Big women deserve big words.
zeexenon over 5 years ago
âStill donât understand why his ears face the direction of his eyes.
magdala666 over 5 years ago
I dunno; big letters will certainly get her attention.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Harumph! âDear Pigita, / You are not pretty!â
Itâs true, itâs true!
And I didnât have to use any BIG words, either: very economical and word-efficientâŠ.
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
Everyone likes to hear that she is pretty in the eyes of her beloved.
ZeebraNeighbor over 5 years ago
More like.. Dear Pigita, You are a violent sociopath. All that needs to happen if for her to misunderstand something he says and she hits him.
all.flesh.is.temporary almost 5 years ago
Dear Pigita, [return] you are PRETTY. [return] Love, Pig