Pickles by Brian Crane for August 28, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    one trip for him to carry her to bed and another trip for himself to the chiropractor?

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    Some people are wondering the same thing about sex robots — can I make 2 trips?

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Earl may be sleeping on the couch tonight.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    The first trip is to go out and borrow a forklift.

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    Those days are long gone…

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    JudyHendrickson  over 5 years ago

    Ooooo !!!!don’t go there!!!

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Maybe next year Opal ;-)

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    iggyman  over 5 years ago

    In other words, sorry Opal no can do!

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 5 years ago

    Once upon a time…

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    ForrestOverin  over 5 years ago

    Best. Answer. EVER!

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    If you’re sleepy enough, just sleep together on the couch!

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    He could help her get into her PJs.

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    mjhoshaw  over 5 years ago

    Earl will be sleeping on the couch tonight.

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    Loijen  over 5 years ago

    Does Earl’s dog have a Doghouse for two?

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    ncorgbl  over 5 years ago

    No sugar tonight in my coffee

    No sugar tonight in my tea

    No sugar to stand beside me

    No sugar to run with me…

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Opals dreaming…..

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    WellsGoneFar  over 5 years ago

    Hope he has a “truss” fund.

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    Oh Earl…you romantic silver tongued devil you! ;o}

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Looks like Earl will be “sleeping” on the floor – unconscious!

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    Jogger2  over 5 years ago

    Earl could use a magician who can saw a lady in half and then restore her.

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    Jogger2  over 5 years ago

    At some time from age 30 to 40, we began losing muscle mass. If Earl has not been doing strength training, he’s a lot weaker than he was when he was a young man.

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    Nobody_Important  over 5 years ago

    I remember when Kristy Alley was on Dancing with the Stars. One week she had fast dance and commented “when someone tells me to haul a$$, I have to make two trips”!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    You might drag…nah, she probably wouldn’t enjoy it anymore.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    He’s trying to figure out how to get the crane in the house.

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    I work out every day with free-weights and consider myself in pretty damn good shape for 74 years old BUT there is no way ( short of an emergency and my adrenaline pumping ) that I’m going to schlepp my short but substantial spouse into the boudoir without risking us both winding up in a heap on the floor and me with a serious back injury!

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    Hippogriff  over 5 years ago

    I occasionally offer, when my wife is tired, but she refuses to risk it.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago

    the PROBLEM with getting old is that the thing you thought you were ONLY thinking – is the thing you say outloud – OH NO did I say that outloud??!!

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Don’t let him go first… the second trip will be tomorrow.

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    Jim Kerner  over 5 years ago

    Somebody’s going to sleep with Roscoe for awhile.

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    billdaviswords  over 5 years ago

    He won’t be sleeping in that bed tonight.

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