Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2019

Croc knows words, he has the best words…

Crocs! What more can I say. Has Pastis heard our pleas?

I stare in disbelief at how much my Dad knows.

Junior is in disbelief of Larry giving him a visual aid from botany.

Disbelief is a word I don’t hear very often. The phrases “I believe” and “I don’t believe” are common. Now that I think about it, the word sometimes shows up in phrases like “They are in utter disbelief at the devastation caused by the hurricane.”

If Engleesh his goodest subject, I hope he does not help his son with math or history.

If Larry wanted to be any smarter, he’d have to watch a book.

Larry always do his goodest! He be croc!

Junior can use his dad as an example….

“Dis belief ees totally wrong.”

I could have a DISBELIEF that Croc said that, but I guess he did.;-D

Croc dad’s disbelief that the word does not pertain to a leaf; and why is the school teaching about vegetarian things and not zeeebras?

Good ol’ crocs! They’re the best. This one’s almost as good as the “olfactory” one with Pig.

Is there a joke somewhere in that comic?

No surprise, Larry’s efforts to help his son are in vein.

He might not be a convincing word artist, but his scetching skills are nice.

Leaf it be, Larry, leaf it be. If there will be an answer, leaf it be.

Yay! Our favorite! “The Croc’s Crock”!

I’m shaking my head with “dis be leaf”!

Ceci n’est pas une feuille.

“Engleesh my goodest subject.”

I can believe that.

Nice to have some classic PBS humor again

Larry got all of that without college or debt ! …. Croc Power !

There ARE no words when it comes to describing our govt! It’s all been tweeted before…..

I was asked to use the word “dispenser” in a sentence. I replied, “Hawk and Susan Silverman get angry whenever they hear anyone dis Spenser!”

More crocs! We demand more crocs!!

Now, please draw us a picture of Miss Bea Have.

That croc is a crock.

Excellent! I will never understand why the clever crocs do not make regular appearances in Pearls.

And Larry is in line for a high level position in the Department of Education…

Croc engleesh bees better dan mos “perfeshunal” eemales me gets.

Dat ain’t no leef. Dat ees piktur of leef.

I love the crocs need to see more

Words useful.

So THAT’S who has been ghost-writing all of trump’s tweets…

Dis be leaf. Dat be bark. Two gedder dey ar tree.

I love Larry! His appearance in the strip is 2 infrequent!!!

Best subject besides beer.

He’s a shoo-in as John Bolton’s replacement.

How did he manage to spell “leaf” correctly?

That was awfully nice of Larry to put his beer down for a moment to help his son.

I’m in disbelief that people are forgetting 9/11.

Crock reminds me of an old joke:

Is dat mouse?

Dat is mouse. CDEDBDii?

Wow, nothing politcal about this comic, yet someone always says something about Trump. That’s sad

Sorry, Larry, that’s a crock.

Shades of Dan Quayle.

Must have studied at the Wiessmuller-Van Dyke State.

he’s just got dis ability…

Ugh. Un-be-leaf dat dis-be-funny.

Croc beez good artist, too.

He talks a well English.

As a teacher of high school age students, it it more common than you would think.

Smarter than Trump!

Punny!!!!!

But, Larry, I’m sure you could do even more gooder if you really tried …

Haaahahahahaha-snort-hahahahaha!! Good one, Stephan!!!

Croc is really dumb. Someone not only married, but procreated with him. Consider that.

the sons face was filled with disbelief when he realized how stupid his dad was

He’s drinking a can of “Fear”