Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 10, 2019

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    ā€¦ or cat ā€¦ or pet rabbit ā€¦ or squirrel ā€¦ or

    Blanche on a mall sales day.

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Donā€™t go dragon my heart aroundā€¦it wonā€™t work.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    #metoo

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    A Common 'tator  over 5 years ago

    Aww!! Look at those big, adorable eyes. How can you refuse Wiz?

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    HarryLime  over 5 years ago

    Neither dogs nor dragons should have chocolate chip cookies.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Iā€™m with the dragon on this one.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    I was just going to bake the cookies FOR youā€¦..

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    next will be ā€œrolling over and playing deadā€ā€¦

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    If the dragon sneezes the oven wonā€™t be needed.

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    StoicLion1973  over 5 years ago

    Sophie from ā€œDog Eat Dougā€ is always happy to teach a fellow housepet begā€¦.

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    1953Baby  over 5 years ago

    Canā€™t you let him at least lick the bowl????

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I never thought a dragon could look cute- til now.

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    flagmichael  over 5 years ago

    One of my favorite scenes from the animated movie ā€œBoltā€ is where Mittens the cat is teaching Bolt how to beg.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    One too many kitchen sinks = a waste of island space.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Dragon: Can I have the burnt ones?

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    walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago

    MN State Fair was selling raw cookie dough on a stick this year.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Oooh, puppy dragon eyes!

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    Leojim  over 5 years ago

    Yup! pant, pant, pantā€¦.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Dragon ā€˜puppy dogā€™ eyes? I am thinking Smaug would just flame the wizard and take the cookies.

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  over 5 years ago

    ā€¦and if THAT doesnā€™t work, prepare for a belch.

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    dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That is EXACTLY the look AND the pose! Chin on lap, eyes looking innocently upā€¦.until heā€™s invited up and proceeds to chase his tail on my lap, try to bite the back of his back legs and finally dig his claws into my bare shins to launch himself back to the floor for his toy. sighā€¦I never learn.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 5 years ago

    Henry is such a baby!!! <3<3

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    hwolfe22  over 5 years ago

    Thatā€™s an awfully nice kitchen for a medieval shack. With an island sink, no less.

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    Calliope22471  over 5 years ago

    Awww! How can your resist that sad look?

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    sneezykevina  over 5 years ago

    my big dog does that.

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