An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.
“I’m sorry,” said the snooty maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai.”
He could have come home with Thai food…. the kind you find in the Asian section of the international section of the grocery store where you have to cook the meal yourself and it’s going to take at least an hour to do so (rather than one of those heat and serve meals).
Larry didn’t bring home the bacon, so to speak. I guess dinner will have to be at the nearest fast food place. —Unless Zeeba Neighba sacrifices himself for the cause….
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Just be glad he didn’t drag in the body of Mr. Laohaprasit from down the block.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
If she said to him to bring home Chinese, would he give her porcelain dishware?
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
… and all of your Ty boyfriends claimed they did not know you and refused to come over for dinner.
ChristineFoxdale almost 5 years ago
At least he was listening
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
He tied one on.
favm almost 5 years ago
Next time order pizza
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Larry Croc on duty ! … Croc Power !
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Thai Died.
Gent almost 5 years ago
I thought it was going to be some Russian pun when I saw the crock with the Russian hat.
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
Well, isn’t this a load of croc?
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
Well, this is going to be a “no Thai” dinner after all.
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
Pho whut?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Crocs hungry….stay away from ZEEBAS!
TheChief Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Our quarterly dose of crocs! Thanks Pastis!
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!!
johndifool almost 5 years ago
He’d grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
RobinHood almost 5 years ago
Is that a Mai Tai? Have you been drinking?
jessegooddog almost 5 years ago
Crocs!!!!!
Linguist almost 5 years ago
He Windsor, he Windsor knot…
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
A hat direct from Mother Russia.
Tofurkey1 almost 5 years ago
The crocks always look like they have a big cheekbone instead of the poof on the back of their head.
Blot almost 5 years ago
HOT DOG! It’s a rare Crocs day!
RACerri32 almost 5 years ago
C’mon people , go back & check the Croc history , that is not a hat , it’s Patty’s hair tribute to Marge Simpson !
Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
MORE CROCS!!!!!!!!!
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yay! Crocs!
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
This isn’t half as bad as when she told him to bring home Indian…
Guilty Bystander almost 5 years ago
Might’ve brought home a Thai stick, but the crocs may not live in one of “those” states. Think Larry’s hungry for dinner now…?
braindead Premium Member almost 5 years ago
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.
“I’m sorry,” said the snooty maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai.”
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Dilbert got mugged.
Brett Juilly almost 5 years ago
And careful about telling him to wear a coat and tie. He could put on a coat, and Thai. That would be messy.
knight1192a almost 5 years ago
He could have come home with Thai food…. the kind you find in the Asian section of the international section of the grocery store where you have to cook the meal yourself and it’s going to take at least an hour to do so (rather than one of those heat and serve meals).
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Larry didn’t bring home the bacon, so to speak. I guess dinner will have to be at the nearest fast food place. —Unless Zeeba Neighba sacrifices himself for the cause….
omegasupreme almost 5 years ago
I mss the crocs