That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 03, 2019

It was about this time they realized diving off a board high above the water would be a better competition.

Jodi just realized that she forgot to record her favorite show “Housewives of Leon”.

He told her the fish were “doing it” so she dived right in to get some eggs… That is a roe boat after all.

Natasha gets a 9.4 from the Russian judge.

“Oui! Oui! I went wee wee there!”

She can spend all day there, but she’s not going to find that contact lens.

for some reason, the boatman couldn’t get rid of the baby got back earworm…

It was that scarlet suit. She was only the fisherman’s daughter, but, man, she had them all hooked!

Meh. It’s a big ocean.

Unfortunately Jenna did not notice she had a hole in her swimsuit, but the oarsman did.

Ned, actually kneeling on the bottom, fools Jenna into thinking the water is deep. Everyone laughed when she sprained her neck and came up with mud all over her face. That Ned, always the trickster.

As Jenna lurched clumsily into the water, she accidentally kneed Ned in the temple; Ned slumped back into the murky water.

Since only Sailor Suit Sue was attired for aquatics, and she was unable to swim, per se (more of a dabbler, really), Ned was never seen again.

Roger was delighted and (AND!) his natty bandana remained crisp.

Is that a priest at the oars? [Insert whichever scathing and moralizing line here.]

We do not swim in your toilet. Please do not Pee in our Pool. Thank you.

It’s a sight that no painter ignores / the sight of a boatload of whores/ engaged in a frolic/(perhaps alcoholic)/ with a frustrated priest at the oars !

" The car keys should be somewhere down there! "

(guy on the boat): “Look at that butt. Just look at that fine, big butt. Good gawd I want that butt!!”

Early bikini designs were so scandalous that a priest was required to accompany anyone who dared wear one.

He then rowed them out past the swimsuit optional buoy.

Ned: Darn it Jenna, I just jumped in to save you, and now look at you! What are you playing at?

The final test before entering the priesthood – can he refrain from staring? and…..and….. and….nope, he fails.

Bathers: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=262404 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly B1 paper size painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=5731 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Jules_Scalbert/11067998/Jules_Scalbert.aspx 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, if the bio at the last is truncated, it can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2341 (December 2, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Ned entertained hopes that Jenna would nip slip out of that scandalously skimpy bathing suit, but it was not to be.

Mom would have loved to have a little dip herself. But she didn’t dare leave that oarsman alone with any of the girls. He was an experiences seaman after all.

As soon as one drunk climbed back in the boat, another would fall off. At this rate it would be days before they made shore.

When Sadie, in the red swimsuit, asked Ned for a pearl necklace, this wasn’t quite what Ned had in mind.

I see two more swimmers in the water out between the next two stakes. How many people does that boat hold, and where are the life jackets?

early ad for sandals, about all the fun to be had at their resort. how times have changed.

that ain’t much of a dive – looks to me like Jenna’s about to belly flop

“I didn’t fart!”