That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 03, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    It was about this time they realized diving off a board high above the water would be a better competition.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Jodi just realized that she forgot to record her favorite show “Housewives of Leon”.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He told her the fish were “doing it” so she dived right in to get some eggs… That is a roe boat after all.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Natasha gets a 9.4 from the Russian judge.

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    Papared25  almost 5 years ago

    “Oui! Oui! I went wee wee there!”

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    She can spend all day there, but she’s not going to find that contact lens.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    for some reason, the boatman couldn’t get rid of the baby got back earworm…

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    It was that scarlet suit. She was only the fisherman’s daughter, but, man, she had them all hooked!

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    fredd13  almost 5 years ago

    Meh. It’s a big ocean.

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    Buzzworld  almost 5 years ago

    Unfortunately Jenna did not notice she had a hole in her swimsuit, but the oarsman did.

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    Ned, actually kneeling on the bottom, fools Jenna into thinking the water is deep. Everyone laughed when she sprained her neck and came up with mud all over her face. That Ned, always the trickster.

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    WoodstockJack  almost 5 years ago

    As Jenna lurched clumsily into the water, she accidentally kneed Ned in the temple; Ned slumped back into the murky water.

    Since only Sailor Suit Sue was attired for aquatics, and she was unable to swim, per se (more of a dabbler, really), Ned was never seen again.

    Roger was delighted and (AND!) his natty bandana remained crisp.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Is that a priest at the oars? [Insert whichever scathing and moralizing line here.]

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    We do not swim in your toilet. Please do not Pee in our Pool. Thank you.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a sight that no painter ignores / the sight of a boatload of whores/ engaged in a frolic/(perhaps alcoholic)/ with a frustrated priest at the oars !

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    " The car keys should be somewhere down there! "

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    (guy on the boat): “Look at that butt. Just look at that fine, big butt. Good gawd I want that butt!!”

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    Another Take  almost 5 years ago

    Early bikini designs were so scandalous that a priest was required to accompany anyone who dared wear one.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    He then rowed them out past the swimsuit optional buoy.

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Ned: Darn it Jenna, I just jumped in to save you, and now look at you! What are you playing at?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The final test before entering the priesthood – can he refrain from staring? and…..and….. and….nope, he fails.

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Bathers

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=262404 

    has info and links that point to info about this roughly B1 paper size painting.

     

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=5731 

    https://www.askart.com/artist/Jules_Scalbert/11067998/Jules_Scalbert.aspx 

    both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, if the bio at the last is truncated, it can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2341 (December 2, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Holden Awn  almost 5 years ago

    Ned entertained hopes that Jenna would nip slip out of that scandalously skimpy bathing suit, but it was not to be.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mom would have loved to have a little dip herself. But she didn’t dare leave that oarsman alone with any of the girls. He was an experiences seaman after all.

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    anomaly  almost 5 years ago

    As soon as one drunk climbed back in the boat, another would fall off. At this rate it would be days before they made shore.

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    Egrayjames  almost 5 years ago

    When Sadie, in the red swimsuit, asked Ned for a pearl necklace, this wasn’t quite what Ned had in mind.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I see two more swimmers in the water out between the next two stakes. How many people does that boat hold, and where are the life jackets?

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    d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    early ad for sandals, about all the fun to be had at their resort. how times have changed.

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    rmremail  almost 5 years ago

    that ain’t much of a dive – looks to me like Jenna’s about to belly flop

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    GoComicsGo!  almost 5 years ago

    “I didn’t fart!”

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