Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 19, 2019

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Especially since they put the tree in a non-smoking section.

    We’ll, at least ID wins the holiday lights contest

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, it’s a California tree!

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 5 years ago

    There goes the tree, that Sir Rodney picked out yesterday.

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    gsawyer101  almost 5 years ago

    Just watched “Holiday Inn” and noticed there were real lite candles on the Christmas tree. Surprising since it was filmed in 1942. Nostalgia for better times maybe?

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    hopefully, there are some firefighters in the area to make sure that this fire doesn’t spread all over the place!

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    smurf764  almost 5 years ago

    Now this was funny, it’s good when a strip makes you actually laugh

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    LeeCox  almost 5 years ago

    On the other hand, if Id ever hosts the Olympics, they’ve got the right guy for lighting the cauldron!

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, I’m okay with this.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    There were no string of lights back then…they used candles for ornaments….he just hastened the end result….OY!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 5 years ago

    I’m reminded of the start of the Barcelona olympics. an archer fired a flaming arrow through a gas ring to light the olympic flame. everyone ooh’ed and ah’ed. I was wondering where that flaming arrow landed.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    the Viking method

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    Pohka  almost 5 years ago

    Australia. Reuter’s News had an article about an artist down there you put a bunch of burnt tree remains into a Christmas tree shape with presents in Sydney.

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    jsimpso1  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, it worked at the 1992 Olympics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmRf41SVHS4

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    95  almost 5 years ago

    Ah yes, miscommunication/misunderstanding: possibly the most common human interaction. And very entertaining in the comments as well.

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    “My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night. But Oh! my foes and Ah! my friends, it gives such a lovely light!” – Tallulah Bankhead.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Pretty while it lasted, though.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You have to admit, for a minute or two it is pretty awesome.

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    wirepunchr  almost 5 years ago

    A little too much accelerant.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    They go through more tree that way.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  almost 5 years ago

    Combining Christmas tree & yule log… very efficient

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    Airbender  almost 5 years ago

    Also not a great idea to hire John “Pillow Pyro” Orr to light the tree.

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    Calliope22471  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, might want to point out and draw diagrams that whatever’s on top of the tree is the thing to be lit. Not the whole tree!

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    squiggle  almost 5 years ago

    seen this a few times – fire dep. on full alert

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    Fire — the ultimate decoration….

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 5 years ago

    A very dry tree, evidently. They cut it too early.

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    naplllp  almost 5 years ago

    Good thing we have a spare!

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