Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 30, 2019

“Do you want to return the Photon Blaster with the faulty barrel as well, or try it again?”

One way to check for defects.

Check your x-rays, doc. Your internal organs are invisible!

Doctor Mel: “It lied about saying ‘results guaranteed’!”

No, it didn’t lie, it just didn’t specify what the results would be…in this case, results are non-invisibility…

In the first frame my first thought was that the green guy had a mohawk.

What about the side effects??

“Side effects have been documented,” “In a very small percentage of cases. Less than two percent.”

“What kind of side effects?” Suddenly I’m feeling nauseous. Feels like the ants are crawling around inside me now, which is exactly as disturbing as it sounds.

“Memory loss. Synesthesia. And occasionally … vestigial growths.”Oh No!!!

The ad for the potion didn’t lie – the potion was invisible. It never said it would make the user invisible.

Pretty sure you’d get more money back if you stuck with your original demand…

“I also want to return this bottle of New Hair Now.”

“Too late; you opened it.”

A man bought a bottle of invisibility potion and sure enough… he couldn’t see anyone else.

I KNOW I’ve seen the alien someplace before. Anyone?

“Well since I’m here I might as well get something done.”