Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 15, 2020

Oops. Hit the snooze a bit hard. Blanche, breakfast is cooked.

from rooster to roaster

Wiz likes Cajun food. Blacken Chicken.

Brush off the feathers and break out the wing sauce.

Good aim!

Actually wouldn’t that be “snooze wand”?

There wasn’t much meat on that rooster. We can now see it was mostly feathers and they’re gone.

Burnt to a crisp in the middle of a cock-a-

I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the rooster who was only doing his job. . .

How did anybody get “cock-a-doodle-do” out of the sound of a rooster crowing? I understand the cadence but the words…?

Nice. A snooze button that makes dinner.

That would be a cock-a-doodle-don’t.

Zot was the sound of the anteater (hasn’t appeared much lately) getting ants…..

Boy, I wish I had one of those when on the farm, in Alberta where the sun comes up at about 0300 during the summer.

Never seen a green chicken before.

I saw ZOT and expected BC’s aardvark to crossover

Tastes like chicken

Xena could have used that when she got stuck in the time loop.

Poor rooster. Was just doing his thing….

Where can I buy one of those???

You did ask for those wings extra-crispy, right?

Yow!

Nobody commented on the green rooster? I’ve never seen one.