With most birds, it’s not nice being bombed by them. With geese, it’s like being hit with an atomic weapon! A shovel is required as well as a hazmat suit in addition to the hose to get to your car to clean it.
I parked my (brand new) Alfa under some kind of a berry tree. It was winter. I’m sitting in my car and I hear what sounds like a BOWLING BALL just fell on my car. Then BANG, another, and BANG, another. I get out only to find a single crow in the tree and little frozen berries on my car. It didn’t make any dents but because the berries were frozen it was LOUD.
You can’t convince me that it wasn’t an intentional act by the crow. I moved the car.
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
At least they’re not bears.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Back to the freshly cleaned cars.
RAGs over 4 years ago
Wrong finger.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Favorite bird roosts very often have the dung equivalent of an X under them. I do tend to walk around such marks.
sirbadger over 4 years ago
On St. Patrick’s day, they should put a leprechaun shovel next to the X.
eastern.woods.metal over 4 years ago
Birdie birdie . . . . . . .
Cows !!
keenanthelibrarian over 4 years ago
If only it were true…
Ontman over 4 years ago
It’s really bad under the fruiting mulberry trees.
dflak over 4 years ago
With most birds, it’s not nice being bombed by them. With geese, it’s like being hit with an atomic weapon! A shovel is required as well as a hazmat suit in addition to the hose to get to your car to clean it.
dot-the-I over 4 years ago
The gulls over South Jersey boardwalks are adept at high speed, low altitude, large payload and pin-point targeting flyby.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I was thinking pirate booty, or Indiana Jones. Pretty ambitious for a city chicken.
Pickled Pete over 4 years ago
Shit ! Missed it !
david_42 over 4 years ago
During a change of command (Navy) we were all on the dock in our dress whites and a seagull got the Executive Officer.
Linguist over 4 years ago
So who’s the birdbrain?
Diat60 over 4 years ago
So , while the “mark” is looking down at the X, the birds shuffle along the branch and let him have it!
Cpeckbourlioux over 4 years ago
My moms humor: birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you drop one in my eye, gee I’m glad that cows can’t fly, birdie birdie in the sky.
Cerabooge over 4 years ago
That’s a Wanted sign.
goblue86 over 4 years ago
I parked my (brand new) Alfa under some kind of a berry tree. It was winter. I’m sitting in my car and I hear what sounds like a BOWLING BALL just fell on my car. Then BANG, another, and BANG, another. I get out only to find a single crow in the tree and little frozen berries on my car. It didn’t make any dents but because the berries were frozen it was LOUD.
You can’t convince me that it wasn’t an intentional act by the crow. I moved the car.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Pesky pigeon poo plotters.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
I guess Wiley’s could be saying that, if one falls for some of the rhetoric being cast upon the airwaves, one will need a new suit.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eoPyrgBllU
Bilan over 4 years ago
Anybody who has ever seen a cartoon would know not to stand on an X.
Bee1950 over 4 years ago
The X rotated!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
That brain enhancing gene spliced Toxoplasmosis has gotten to the pigeons too.
jal333 over 4 years ago
I was walking on Mickler’s Beach today in Florida and just missed a gift from a seagull by a few steps. I always wear my hat.
pchemcat over 4 years ago
One of the best comics in years! Thank you Wiley.