Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 10, 2020

Season, maybe?

Wanna try that with Luddy?

That’s a technical foul on Arlo.

At my age, I can barely stand up even without someone on my lap.

It was a different Janis… Janice?… but Arlo could have used Ross’ “hug and roll” technique.

Love Janis’ eyes in panel 3.

Janis needs to pick a better time to snuggle.

Sometimes cuddling can bring surprising results…. Well… that too.

Bottom’s up!

A paragon of self-discipline is Arlo.

Too rude for words.

Arlo did realize what he did and immediately helped Janis back up. 2 points.

I love sports but I never go beyond yelling at Refs or coaches cause it turns out they can’t hear me. Not sure how that could be but it seems to be true.

And this is reason 1 – eleventy bajillion why I watch the game/s in my office/mancave.

What about the hockey game after that?

I have the same problem while watching “Doctor Who.”

This one took me awhile. For those also struggling without coffee: Janis has to lean the other way against the couch until after the basketball game is over in case of another outburst.

My wife has socks like those.

She should rest her feet on his lap, then kick him in the jewels for any more outbursts.

Great expressions in the third panel.

Not in my house. I get too bored watching sports. I think it’s the amount of commercials.

And I’d rather cuddle.

Guess who is sleeping in the garage tonight?

Second panel made me spew some of my lunch.

She does confused well.

(Well, JJ does Janis confused well.)

And this is why my dad sat in his own chair on not on the couch with me…

At a Wild Hockey game I was eating a very expensive fish and chips when the person (who will remain nameless) flung his arms and stood up like that and my dinner went sailing all over everyone.

Fortunately I have no interest in such sports.

Be careful with that girl!

My hospitals, among others, use yellow socks to quickly identify patients at increased risk of falling. Apparently they also work at home.

Little late to the party but talk of SBD’s reminded me of a Joan Rivers joke. A patient talking to his doctor claimed he suffered from Silent Gas Emissions. The doctor replied, in a loud voice, “First we’re going to check you hearing”