I have children. So I get up at 6:45, just barely have enough time get them ready for school where I drop them off at 8:40 at the sound of the bell, and then commute for 75 minutes to arrive at the office at 10:00… not much time left for ten miles runs… best I can do is a 10 minute walk to the sandwich shop at noon.
Before I retired, my daughter and I would get up at 4:30am, be skating by 5:30am, back home by 7 to get ready for school and work. It was the only time to practice that fit into our lives. We went to bed between 8-9pm…. (Now that I am retired, I get up at 5am-6am. Feels like sleeping-in. LOL).
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
But you made an impression on yourself.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I like Pig’s day best.
Sherlock Watson almost 5 years ago
You could still be useful, Pig; Larry might be taking a course in sweet & sour pork.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
It takes a lot of effort for Pig to be the best pig-in-a-blanket without ruining the curing of the bacon.
hariseldon59 almost 5 years ago
Would have been funnier if Pig’s life coach were the other Larry.
retrocool almost 5 years ago
have you heard about the corduroy pillows ? they’re really making headlines !
DennisinSeattle almost 5 years ago
Larry has trouble sleeping. Pig, you could be his sleep coach.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m envious. I would sleep so much if given the opportunity. Sadly, my cats disagree.
Martin I almost 5 years ago
I’d rather hang with Pig
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
being productive is way over-rated…
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So nice to be retired.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
If he is a coach where is his whistle ? … Croc Power !
Need coffee almost 5 years ago
Coach Larry should view this as his greatest professional opportunity.
SNVBD almost 5 years ago
I have children. So I get up at 6:45, just barely have enough time get them ready for school where I drop them off at 8:40 at the sound of the bell, and then commute for 75 minutes to arrive at the office at 10:00… not much time left for ten miles runs… best I can do is a 10 minute walk to the sandwich shop at noon.
dlkrueger33 almost 5 years ago
Before I retired, my daughter and I would get up at 4:30am, be skating by 5:30am, back home by 7 to get ready for school and work. It was the only time to practice that fit into our lives. We went to bed between 8-9pm…. (Now that I am retired, I get up at 5am-6am. Feels like sleeping-in. LOL).
Ontman almost 5 years ago
Life coach Larry can take a flying leap.
monya_43 almost 5 years ago
It’s for sure that Pig’s life is better not being coached by Larry. Pig doesn’t worry about stress.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Well I’m impressed you lived through the day without being made into Oscar Mayer bacon.
walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’ve had the same life coach for 37 years, but she must not be very effective – I don’t understand why I’m not perfect by now.
V45mikky almost 5 years ago
Need a softer pillow.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
PIG is hopelessly lazy, methinks!
KEA almost 5 years ago
I’m not sure Life needs a coach, but it would be nice if it came with an instruction manual… and a dress rehearsal.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
I have no mouth and I must natter.
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
My life coaches just leave whenever I get a job.
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
At my age, a life coach would just bench me.
ksu71 almost 5 years ago
Pig should introduce him to Peggy Bundy.
codedaddy almost 5 years ago
Larry’s idea of a productive day (running and taking cooking classes) suggests that it is he who could use some coaching.
Blot almost 5 years ago
Speaking of"other" Larry…..where’s the crocs? n Best characters in the whole “Menagerie!”
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
“Life Coach?” Way easier than all those years to become a Psychiatrist.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
I’m impressed, Pig. That’s some professional snoozing there.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
larry and jeff the cyclist are married, ya kno…
knight1192a almost 5 years ago
That’s okay, Life Coach Larry doesn’t impress.
cheap_day_return almost 5 years ago
After I finished breakfast, all I could thing of was doing curls. Curling up in bed!
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Don’t fret, Pig. You did good. Getting enough sleep is important. Life Coach Larry, a.k.a. Larry the Blowhard Braggart, does not impress me at all….
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
He’s just envious.
jbruins84341 almost 5 years ago
If Life Coach Larry doesn’t have a mouth, how is he going to enjoy the cooking class?
Future Reuben Recipient almost 5 years ago
My life coach has his own life coach. Is that a bad sign?
Darth Revan II about 3 years ago
Is it possible to learn this power?