Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2020

Drink whiskey; same results, fewer calories.

Magic is beautiful; it makes your dreams come true.

For me it’s a bottle of Everclear. :D

Aladdin revisited .

One beer makes you larger, and one beer makes you small…

Rat is a decidedly alcoholic character. From disposition to outlook dypsomania rules.

There are three ways to get where Pig wants to go:

1: You can adapt your desires to what you have

2: You can take drugs to divorce yourself from the unpleasant reality

3: You can work to make the world a place you like

Option 2 isn’t really all that wise, but 1 and 3 are each quite reasonable, depending on what your personality is.

I’ve just realised how it is that Rat has lived so long- he’s so constantly pickled that he’s well preserved!

And I’m moving on…

Well now, with regard to my rather impressive physique, I’ll often allow that it’s no skinny six-pack. It’s a party; it’s a keg!

Rat’s advice is many things, but it’s not un"beer"able!

I mean longer term.

It’s called a brewery.

From “Easy Rider” … Smoke it first thing in the morning George and it will give you a whole new outlook on life :-) … Croc Power !

I could answer that question, but I’m sure the offended people, who Pastis lampooned a couple of Sundays ago, would again become offended.

I’ll take the fifth … of scotch.

Nah….makes me go to the bathroom too much….

Actually, here it’s called Snuffles.

Hello beer Friday!

I thought it was called money

on second though, amaretto and coffee cream taste better than money

Rat is what we don’t see in ourselves!

Don’t keep it bottled up inside.

As Mr. Humphrey said, one is good, two’s the most, three under the table, and four under the host…

I tried living by that method for many years. Thankfully, now I’m a recovering alcoholic with quite a few years of sobriety.

Animation and comics always make me feel better.

Ha! This goes well with today’s Real Life Adventures https://www.gocomics.com/reallifeadventures/2020/03/06

That rat should get together with the cat in Get Fuzzy and the dog in Dilbert and form a boy band.

I think Rat is an alcoholic…

I will stick with Soma.

There’s always rose-colored glasses… or emerald green if you live in Oz.

“He makes … plants for people to cultivate – bringing forth food from the earth: wine that gladdens human hearts …” Psalm 104:14-15

Beer is always a solution for, Rat

One Beer to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

What made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me

I don’t know about that. I’ve never seen a keg last more than two days, to be honest.

My brother was killed by a drunk driver. I am not amused by alcohol jokes.

LSD, and definitely not PTSD.

and that is when you know you have a problem

It’s called a brewery!

I thought for Rat long term would mean his own brewery.

Rat has impressive strength or that’s an empty keg.

Rat is consistent. He is a consistent souse….

Funny how the problems all come back the next morning.

Although he’s normally something of a deplorable, rat occasionally shows glimpses of ingeniousness.

College life

… Box Wine