Oh boy! What a shocker! Based on this, Gil is obviously proposing to suspend Chris! No way is he fooling us, and tomorrow we’ll find out he wants to suspend Teddy. No way! Is this it? Is this the point where finally, someone, came up with the brilliant realization that Teddy was committing a suspendable, if not expulsionable offense by possessing this for-some-reason illegal old test? Only Gil could be smart enough to realize that!
And speaking of smart, you’d be smart to read today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp!
The facial ant torture didn’t work, and now Teddy is going to go Johnny Cochrane on Gil and walk from this sham story. He’s thinking of guesting on Mark Trail, or show his dramatic side on Mary Worth.
Quick time out…since some of our snarkers are of a certain age, just curious if anyone has been diagnosed with Covid or has symptoms…and if so, what State?
P 4: “…prove what, you little twerp?….that you were out shopping around old tests?….I don’t need to prove that…you already admitted it…”…that will be the basis for his suspension, I’m guessing…
Due to popular demand—well one person—and because of the cancelation of the NCAA tournament, we are starting a competition for lamest Gil Thorp villains of the decade! There are a full 32, chosen by the selection committee using scientific bracketology methods.
Mopman almost 5 years ago
Oh boy! What a shocker! Based on this, Gil is obviously proposing to suspend Chris! No way is he fooling us, and tomorrow we’ll find out he wants to suspend Teddy. No way! Is this it? Is this the point where finally, someone, came up with the brilliant realization that Teddy was committing a suspendable, if not expulsionable offense by possessing this for-some-reason illegal old test? Only Gil could be smart enough to realize that!
And speaking of smart, you’d be smart to read today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/bitsy twill almost 5 years ago
Perhaps the suspendable offense is “grinding over the textbook”.
Bucky almost 5 years ago
Can’t wait for the end of this stupid plot. Next up…STD pandemic at MH!!
Mr Reality almost 5 years ago
In all reality , Damn right Coach Thorp ,Alexa deserves to be suspended . Didn’t see that one coming did you Gil ?
Ravenswing almost 5 years ago
Nah, just take the mutt out back for a good old-fashioned BEATING! Have Teddy run the gauntlet of all the athletes!
fanofgil almost 5 years ago
Hopefully the suspension involves this story line, these characters, and the use of misshapen hands.
Charks almost 5 years ago
Milford campus will close due to virus. Gil and Mimi will coach on line E-sports.
bearwku82 almost 5 years ago
P1- Teddy looks to be related to Barry Bader. Can you beat that!
TheBrownStarfish almost 5 years ago
P1, Wrong answer, punk! And Gil backhands the twerp just like he did with his own kids when they mouthed off. And were still in the strip.
P2, Which would explain why Chris was sitting in the library with his pants around his ankles.
P3, Gil, no matter how upset you may be, you can’t have Pedro suspended.
The Pro from Dover almost 5 years ago
Prove it! The line of all future criminals.
Irish53 almost 5 years ago
“…prove it…”…that’s what Chris should’ve said when he was first questioned about this by Granny and the gang
Need coffee almost 5 years ago
And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for that meddling coach.
Mopman almost 5 years ago
I mentioned this yesterday, somewhere in the replies, but….
P4: “A suspension of disbelief. It’s the only way to get through this story!”
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Gil is asking that he be suspended. That way he will have an actual legitimate reason for not coaching. Now, off to PUB!
hifirick1953 almost 5 years ago
How was this supposed to be a prank in the first place??P1 Daily giant hand
Bluedarter almost 5 years ago
The facial ant torture didn’t work, and now Teddy is going to go Johnny Cochrane on Gil and walk from this sham story. He’s thinking of guesting on Mark Trail, or show his dramatic side on Mary Worth.
tcayer almost 5 years ago
“Prove it!”
’Did you give Chris an old Midterm?"
“Yes.”
“Did you turn Chris in?”
“Yes.”
“You’re suspended.”
“Didn’t think this one through…”
twainreader almost 5 years ago
P-3: Gil offers to teach Chemistry next term.
cuttersjock almost 5 years ago
…is Dr. Pearl looking for a hard candy in her purse?
cuttersjock almost 5 years ago
Quick time out…since some of our snarkers are of a certain age, just curious if anyone has been diagnosed with Covid or has symptoms…and if so, what State?
Irish53 almost 5 years ago
P 4: “…prove what, you little twerp?….that you were out shopping around old tests?….I don’t need to prove that…you already admitted it…”…that will be the basis for his suspension, I’m guessing…
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 5 years ago
“We are suspending the season, the spring season, and all classes because of coronavirus. But MCC will have to remain open during the emergency.”
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 5 years ago
Due to popular demand—well one person—and because of the cancelation of the NCAA tournament, we are starting a competition for lamest Gil Thorp villains of the decade! There are a full 32, chosen by the selection committee using scientific bracketology methods.
metals24 almost 5 years ago
P2- Poor Dr Pearl is so old and frail that she can’t even change clothes anymore.
P3- Whew! I better go down to the cafeteria and help out with the fish fry.
bearwku82 almost 5 years ago
All righty now. Whose the sucker that stole Dr. Pearl’s water spewing flower broach prop?