B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 19, 2020

superglue

I’m not weirded out, just curious how he put them on in the first place.

cartoon physiology.

I wonder if the frames are tortoise shell and that’s why he can keep them on his head.

Bribed the cartoonist .

Joe (Cool) Turtle

Nice.

Mucus…

I suggest “Turtle Wax” for his shell, to keep the freeloaders from hitching a ride …

Lampshading.

LOL! The glasses are “spring” back!

Also, how did he get a pair with proper lens spacing?

I expect his glasses stay on like Morpheus’s glasses in the Matrix. Still cool though. At least as cool as a turtle with a bird on his back can expect to be without putting up his collar.

It’s in the script…

Rapid movement certainly isn’t gonna jar em loose! ;o)

Being cool is all.

Hmph, I have a friend with no chin who still can put pillowcases on his pillow. Now there’s a mystery!

Funniest BC I’ve seen in months

Aerodynamic lift due to air straight flow underneath and up, over, and down on top obviously Sherlock.

I have 1 ear and wear reading glasses.

Command Strips

thick eyebrows