Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 24, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Based on my experience, sheep know two jokes: They can get lost. And they can die. Even chickens are smarter than sheep.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That makes me superior. I know two jokes.

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    stellanova87  over 4 years ago

    Shawn The Sheep must be a mutant, he knows a lot of jokes.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    “Knock knock”

    “Who’s there?”

    “Ewe”

    “Ewe who?”

    “Ewe’ll never find us!”

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    einarbt  over 4 years ago

    Now I feel like eating lamb.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    They only k now the one joke, but it’s really Baaaaaaad!

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    I expect the Wiley Bears to show up soon!

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    katzenbooks45  over 4 years ago

    Granny Aching had been an expert on sheep, even though she called them “just bags of bones, eyeballs, and teeth, lookin’ for new ways to die.” Other shepherds would walk miles to get her to come and cure their beasts of ailments. They said she had the Touch, although she just said that the best medicine for sheep or man was a dose of turpentine, a good cussin’, and a kick. Bits of paper with Granny’s own recipes for sheep cures stuck out all over the book. Mostly they involved turpentine, but some included cussin’. – on Granny Aching’s sheep cures | Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    bet ol’ bo peep feels pretty sheepish that they keep pulling the wool over her eyes…

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Another victim of woolly thinking.

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    hariseldon59  over 4 years ago

    They’re just trying to pull the wool over her eyes.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 4 years ago

    Shawn the Sheep, he’s Shawn the sheep…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, in truth, sheep haven’t really been bred over the millennia to be clever. They turn grass into wool and that magic is good enough.

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    ljfuson Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Playing Hide & Sheep

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    khmo  over 4 years ago

    And thus the origin of today’s “Sheeple”

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    The Connivance of the Lambs…

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Bo Peep probably wouldn’t enjoy data entry job at a car wash either.

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    greggie1  over 4 years ago

    Where’s the bears?

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    mapguy  over 4 years ago

    They’re pulling the wool over her eyes.

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    MKester  over 4 years ago

    Okay, I didn’t wanna be lame, but I don’t get it: what’s the ONE joke that sheep know?

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    garcoa  over 4 years ago

    Little Bo Peep had fallen asleepAnd dreamt that she was all aloneBut when she awokeAnd pulled back her cloakShe saw that her sheep had come home.Not as much fun when you don’t play along with the joke.

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    Herb L 1954  over 4 years ago

    Where are Sam the Sham,and the Pharaohs?Wooly Bully ;)

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    And then the Big Bad Wolf showed up, and it turned from a joke to a tragedy. Stupid sheep!

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    “Son of a b_itch!” “They always pull this crap fifteen minutes before quitting time.”

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    They tried that “bucket of water on the door sill” gag once, but it didn’t get a very big laugh.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    The only good thing about sheep is that they are herd animals, so usually they go off and get lost together, which makes them easier to find. It’s also good that they are “heard” animals; you can follow the bleats.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Don’t tell me that little tart is still stuck on knock-knock jokes.

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    Ginny Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Our wild animal park here in Escondido has lost several sheep to a predator, and has hired a professional hunter to track him down. Scary.

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    Debra Gilbert Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sheep will decide it’s a good day to die.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 4 years ago

    They’re on the lamb.

    Ewe knew I had to go there.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That was a bleating good cartoon today.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 4 years ago

    Sheep, like the hedgehog, do one thing well……..

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    Hear about the shepherd who tried to count how many sheep he had. He’s still asleep.

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    Cactus-Pete  over 4 years ago

    That’s not the joke. This is the joke: Why did the ram fall off the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn!

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    jbruins84341  over 4 years ago

    “Yes, but why are they up in the trees?”

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep

    The radar has failed to find them

    They’ll all face to face meet in parallel space

    Preceding their leaders behind them.

    ……………….The Space Child’s Mother Goose

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    dsjwriter  over 4 years ago

    The sheep only know one joke, and it’s a baaaaaaad one.

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Those sheep are pretty cute.

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