Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 22, 2020

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    mischugenah  over 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t go through adolescence again for all the money in the world.

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    luvdafuneez  over 4 years ago

    I second that…

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    bob102097  over 4 years ago

    I believe this is a rerun.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yes, from April, 2016.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Please do NOT reply if you read this arc the first time, as I missed it: I’m wondering if the old lady is also Kate.

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    The Old Wolf  over 4 years ago

    I thought this looked familiar. But well-done on the “let’s hide my changing figure with which I’m not comfortable” posture.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    Judging by those age-doors, she’s gonna be wishing she was back there again really soon.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The trouble with knowing what the future holds is not knowing how to get there.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I am writing a fictitious book: “101 Reasons I am Glad I’m Not a Girl.” Whenever I hear of a women’s issue I blurt out a random number. Sometimes it’s silly stuff women do, other times it’s serious.

    It was bad enough battling testosterone – however, its effects can be abated – you can burn it off with physical activity. It may make you aggressive, but normally does not make you psychotic.

    On the other hand, I think there are more stable chemical reactions going on in a meth lab than occur in a girl’s body as she goes through puberty: and it doesn’t stop there – pregnancy, menopause, PMS – no thank you!

    Also, boys have minor changes in their anatomy: girls have major reconstruction.

    So in the days before I was born and God asked me what gender I wanted to be, I think I made the right choice.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the Alice Cooper song “18” (I’m a boy and I’m a man). I turned 18 away from home in my freshman year of college. The great escape.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 4 years ago

    There should be a Trump door.

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    Jimmyk939  over 4 years ago

    If I knew the what I know now…I’d still screw up, it’s in my nature, but not as often.

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    tygrkhat40  over 4 years ago

    “Hold on to 16 as long as you can, changes comin’ ’round real soon make us women and men.”

    John Mellencamp

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    I remember young women who drank and smoked to look older – boy, did that work – MUCH older.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I want my teenage body, but not the brain.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Be happy where you are. It only gets worse.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Between Wiley and Stephen King, there is a lot of strange stuff going on in the Maine woods.

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    KeithPixton  over 4 years ago

    I sign in with Facebook but keep getting logged out.

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    TIMH  over 4 years ago

    How old does she have to get to make her flakey, insular, and self righteous like Victoria?

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    Erin Pierce  over 4 years ago

    This reminds me of the opening credits of “Being Erica”

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    Grommit  over 4 years ago

    A “do over”? A chance to do it right, this time? Oh yes…a thousand times yes. Please, please, please…. I promise to do it right this time.

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 4 years ago

    Caveat Traveler, Kate: it only gets worse the older you get. At 24 you’re trying to figure out what to do for a living. At 34 you’re wondering if your 401K will have enough. At 44 there’s menopause…

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Better just go back Kate.

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