Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 14, 2020

look over there it’s the lone stranger , Hiyo Silver Giddyup Cowboy… I haven’t a clue

Let the games begin!

Now yer talkin. On yer mark, get set, GoGoGo.

There’s masks and there’s masks…

“Might I go through your cans tonight, ma’am?”

She has a raccoon in her bed!

Hey Janis

You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger

But you can mess around with Arlo.

I thought he had managed to put one of her bras over his eyes

The way things are going, there will be a new “boom” in 2021! May be nature’s way of compensating for the losses to this pandemic. Poor Gene’s going to be surprised!

Wrong mask…

Does she have to call him “Zorro”??

One Halloween my husband slipped out the back door and turned up at the front door in a Lone Ranger mask and a trench coat—with nothing on underneath. Great costume!

Janis is not smiling.

LOL! One of the few times I’ve used that.

When Arlo dies they may have trouble closing the coffin lid.

I’ve got the horse and you’ve got the saddle ….

A buddy of mine went to shop at the convenience store wearing a nylon stocking face mask. The cops arrested him.

South Pacific is playing on the tv: “Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger”

Is there a camera off panel?

Kinky?

And tonight it’s “Bed Bandit in Quarantine Land.”

she would if he had on a full face mask on

Lone Ranger? Raccoon? Ninja Turtle?

Escaped Convict and the Warden’s wife?

Alro escaping into “Virtual Reality” ?

Mardi Gras is late this year.

Lately Janis is always “not happy”. Arlo tries to cheer her up, but not successfully. He is a bit of a clown, but she has become a stick-in-the-mud. Maybe he IS a buffoon, but you cannot fault him for trying.

Does Janis always have the black lowlights in her hair?

When the CDC recommended everyone now wear a mask, I don’t think this is what they meant.

“There’s a stranger in my house….”

Maybe he found the Western channel (like I did) and watches those old Lone Ranger shows

Hey, let’s try something new!

She took her mask off; he put his on.

Is this some kind of take on the old saw, “They all look the same in the dark?”

Like a thief in the night…invisible man in your bed…

Possibly an attempted robbery…

Who was that masked man?

You’ll never know, unless you ask.

Janis is primping and getting dolled up for bed, so Arlo has a sleep mask with eye holes cut out.

Who is that masked man?

Thank You, Masked Man!

No ! It’s the BOOTIE BANDIT !

For a moment I was gonna say: nightvision goggles…..

Lousy comic. Drawings are ugly. Only interesting story was about their son who married a single mother and lives on a farm. Haven’t seen them in forever.

This is me, but I would also be wearing my Civil Defense helmet!