Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 16, 2020

Your best Edward G. Robinson! 8^ D

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal…”

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

Besides, he’s not home alone.

Arlo, are these outbursts getting longer and more frequent?

Too much Turner Classic Movies?

As if these poor delivery people don’t have enough to worry about.

I’m with Arlo on this one. That look on his face in the last panel says it was all worth it.

Fifth panel: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Open up Rocky. It’s the police.

open carry gun laws, the best way to enforce social distancing

Never mind him, it was fun! I went out to pick a package with a work jumpsuit for polar climate (in a warm day), ski mask, goggles, heavy cowhide gloves, and boots. I could barely move. The guy was horrified but kept his composture. I had to sign with a big X because I couldn’t control the pen :D Hey! If we survive, we have to keep a good mood. The Renaissance wouldn’t have been possible for a bunch of grumpy weeping guys :P

Jimmy Cagney!!! :-)

Spreading the joy, eh, Arlo?

Telephone Guy~ Hi um I’d like to order a pizza to go and no anchovies

ND~ No Anchovies? You got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!

How are the kids doing?

Never mess with the people that prepare, bring or deliver your food. While Janis is talking to him and he’s smiling away, there’s no telling what might be happening on the other side of the door.

my neighbor is one of those delivery people and the filthy animals are the ones receiving the food, letting themselves go during this pandemic.

As a delivery driver on lockdown due to health issues, I can appreciate this. If I was still out driving, this would have had me laughing till my ribs couldn’t take it anymore.

I gotta try this.

“Is this the end of Arlo? … Top of the world, ma!”

I have to agree with Janis’s character today Arlo is being an inconsiderate jerk

Janis’ patience seems to running a bit thin,,,,,,,

Godfather’s Pizza?

Heck, the pizza guy is probably narrating his own fic version—we all have to make our own fun these days!

“Thank you. The tip is under the nearby rock.” (And if you have the resources, make it a really good one.)

We have enough drama these days, Arlo.

Just having a little fun with the situation

One of my Mothers favorite quotes: “It’s always better to laugh than cry.”

I used to have to refer to the comments to get the gag here. I think that will be the case years from now if people go back to this date and coronavirus is in the past for folks.

If that happened to me delivering a pizza, I’d follow his instructions to the letter, only the box would be upside down.

Arlo’s address is going to be on “do not serve” lists now!

Arlo has been watching too many gangster movies. I’m surprised he didn’t play the clips from Home Alone of Angels With Filthy Souls.

For those who think Arlo is funny today, go apply for a job at a place that delivers. Most of them are hiring. I think your sense of humor will change quickly.

Hope Arlo left a BIG tip!

Is that the front door? And Arlo is in the house? Isn’t that door “inside out”?

Around here, a delivery person wouldn’t know what a stoop is, or who Arlo is imitating.