Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 22, 2020

Just don’t mention that exhaust port issue!

Don’t forget the rear-facing tractor beam to hold all your little stormtroopers in place!

That death star’s colouring reminds me of… Oh no!

Sixty parsec/nanosecond in a millennium.

If it doesn’t have phasers and Tholian web weavers then it’s overpriced.

Looks like a compact.

Are the cups preinstalled, or is that another add-on?

Be sure to order the undercoating and the extended warranty.

What about a backup camera and lane departure alert?

Batteries not included.

Dual cupholders?! Bah!! My 99 Accord has 5! Of course it’s a little sluggish going to warp…

Smoke and mirrors! They all come with ion shields!

Don’t care about all the cheap add ons does it run good and minimal rust.

Be sure and check out the clutch, I hear they’re the first to go on those models.

Entertaining and topical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT4shwU4Yc4

But it has a significant security flaw.

The Death Star vs. the Planet Killer, which would win?

With cup holders, you can put down your coffee before you say Evacuate? In our moment of truimph.

DCH are a must these days. You have no idea how frustrating it gets when you can’t quite fit a 32 oz slurpy

Save the best for last.

but does it have a usb port…?

Standard….. transmission?

Kinda Small for a Moon.

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve leased.