Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 21, 2020

P3 … a loofah for Phoebe to show his love!

P3: “Two weeks in: the boys have one loss, the girls have none, and Mike Knappe has—-”

“What?”

“Oh. Sorry. We forgot to finish the comment. Our bad.”

…a bottle filled with scrambled eggs. And bacon. Because he’s the mayor. That’s just who he his.

P1, Mike can seem useless. And he is.

P2, Almost as cute as your handlebar mustache.

P3, Herpes.

In all reality , Mike has copies òf the final exams . Teddy Demarco gave them to him .

P4-……no idea who Kevin Pelwecki was much less launch angles.

“… found out the Thorp kids have been living in the janitor’s closet. They make GIL mugs all day and buff the floors at night.”

P2: " really? how cute? …like un-do his zipper cute?…" …..“shut up…tee hee…”

Hoo and Ham

P2.5: Sam Elliott calls Alexa and Phoebe for mustache maintenance advice.

P3: …a chest tattoo that says “I’m with stupid,” with an arrow pointing up.

…a toupee worse than William Shatner’s

P1 – I’m not sure “relentless” is the right word to describe someone who makes stupid jokes in class and gives people unwanted nicknames.

P2 – Tat slap! Actually she wanted to do a different slap, but those darn books were in the way.

P3 – …a revelation that he’s been a douchebag all year. Nahhh, he’ll never realize that.

And speaking of realizations, I hope you realize that you can read today’s Mopped Up Thorp simply by going here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Whew, after that multi-day series of strips detailing the boys’ first game, I was worried we might be overloaded with sports action this season. But now the multi-week skipping of games has begun, so we probably only have about two more games of action left.

P3: … had an unfortunate experience with the Just for Men instructions.

P-2: Milford High now has carpeting in the hall allowing for static shock jokes.

P-3: Mop this Mike has thing should be bigger than your villain contest. Everyone is pitching in today.

Mike has: a) gotta go potty or b) the first hair cut imitating a fifties’ two-tone sedan

A lot of good suggestions here, but I have to go with “the clap” for the sake of the rhyme.

P4: The Mayor asks if they will get a parade. It gets funnier every time we hear it.

P1: Pheebs practicing her sultry, come hither look.P2: “But you’re still my main squeeze.”P3: “. . . quite possibly the worst haircut/style in Milford.”

Hope it is a crush on Alexa and is using Phoebe to get next to her!