Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 01, 2020

Well if she is on a diet so am I …Yah right

you connote win them all.

Is it any wonder married couples tend to gain weight together?

Skip the fries and you can still lose weight.

Arlo is Atkins for a good steak.

Will be 48 years this Wednesday and my bride still knows there better be a dead animal on the table.

Their figures belie her words.

I’m not adverse to eating meat but reading “steak and fries” at 7am was revolting to my culinary sensibilities!

I believe my wife has gained a bit working from home. The 25 lb box of scone mix may have something to do with it. However, I don’t ask.

You know, he could always cook his own dinner.

Grill Up, my man, grill up!

fusilier, who has yet to figure out how to grill veggies

James 2:24

Each morning, I ask my wife what she wants for dinner. It sometimes gets to her, to keep deciding, even when she says ‘something with chicken, beef, or pork.’ The ‘something, means that I have to look at what staples we have, and find a recipe for it. Many of these ’Googled’ recipes have become favorites, I only wished I knew how to cook(don’t ask my wife, she will tell stories about me).

And they better be “steak fries”.

These days they argue constantly. I want the old Arlo and Janis back.

exercising is a tough way to loose weight. Work out hard enough and when you are done the body screams for either a nap or a snack.

Know what else burns calories, guys? Good for the cardiovascular system as well!

Steak salad! One of our favorite meals.

So, Arlo, are your arms broken?

Janis, Janis Janis, what are going to do with you? Salad isn’t food, salad is what food eats!

Arlo take out the grill.

Sure, once a week if not less.

Dude: what is preventing you from cooking your own steak & fries; are your hands broken?

Arlo, she could have invited you outside to see her boobs. Two saplings planted in small mounds…

We are confused about how people are gaining so much weight during stay at home. I have lost 15 lbs & had to take husband’s jeans in 2 inches for him as when he stood up, they literally fell off to the floor.

We cut meals to 2/3 or less compared to normal to save food in the house as when we went out in mid March stores did not have much & he was afraid that we would not be able to get more food, plus both are high risk for age & medical conditions so not safe to go food shopping. He figured we had food for 2 weeks, I figured a month +. Last week he decided to order food as he figured less a week of food left, I still was figuring at least a month.

We try our hardest in general not to order things as there is always a problem – we had been having items we have to get by ordering sent our PO box for safety – items delivered to the house are left at the foot of our short driveway within easy reach of the sidewalk and in view of the bus stop across the street (we live on a 4 lane main road). But we can’t do that right now as it would have to forwarded to the house anyway as we can’t go and pick up the mail – and due to a technicality most of our mail at the box cannot be forwarded to us so we have to depend on the employees at that PO mailing us our mail in an envelope every few weeks when I call.

We gave in and he ordered food items online last week from Walmart – every day for teh 4 days the pieces of the order were coming (from around the country) I had to wake up 3 hours early to start checking if anything had been delivered yet and then had to check hourly to take it in as quickly as possible. Can arrived dented to the point that two were almost bent in half. Packages in the cartons were smashed – in one’s day delivery 40% of cans were dented and in another day’s delivery – 5 of 8 cans were dented. We were given a refund for the cans – but they are not safe to eat. At least they were left our front steps instead of at the curb.