B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 07, 2020

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 4 years ago

    reminds me of an old boy scout camp siwanoi in New york about 40-50 miles north of NYC. these genius, supposedly outdoors experts, put the latrine up river form the drinking well.

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    meg_grif  over 4 years ago

    Apparently, sauropods can read signs.

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    It’s a variation on the cowboy philosophy “Don’t spit into the wind.”

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Yum. That special sparkling taste.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    Forsooth! We knowth which wayth the river flowth. Waters most foul!

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    charliefarmrhere  over 4 years ago

    Old joke: Troops are camped along side of a small stream. A Sargent brings a trooper to the Officer in Command. Sir, we caught this man urinating in the water upstream from the Troops drinking water. How would you like me to punish him? Punish him? Hell no, this man is officer material!

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    SamuelMeasa  over 4 years ago

    I wonder which end is down stream?

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 4 years ago

    We live in our own waste.

    On the other hand, oxygen is the waste of plants and they grow on our waste — plus sunlight.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So long as the bathing is downstream, the dino’s will be fine. If that was Humans, the waste would be toxic and kill everything else

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What is that taste ?

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    llong65  over 4 years ago

    it all depends which way the river is flowing.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I have always thought that requiring cites to put their waste treatment plants upstream of their water supply would lead to better water quality.

    Think about this. Almost every major city in the world in on a river on the coast, downstream from the rest of the country.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    LOL!

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    assrdood  over 4 years ago

    If you think about it………..you’re always downstream from someones herd.

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    rickseg  over 4 years ago

    Old Johnathan Winters joke. An Indian drinks water from a river, looks around and says “Hmmmm. Buffalo upstream!”

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    But it’s organic!

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    lars_doyle  over 4 years ago

    It all depends on the flow direction of the creek.

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    Beaker  over 4 years ago

    Well now you know how a goldfish feels.

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    dglmel  over 4 years ago

    Always drink up stream of the cattle.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    YECH!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Perspective can pretty much spoil anything.

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    They recycle all of the water on the ISS.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago

    thing is, they may not figure it out, but at least they can read

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    MontanaPhil50  over 4 years ago

    Based on the annual precipitation in the Colorado River basin and the annual consumption rate, it can be concluded that the Colorado River flows through the human body 5 times before it gets to the sea.

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    The humor relies on the direction the water flows, but there’s no indication of that. For all we know, the water we see is merely part of a long, winding tarn rather than a river.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That water hole had some minerals in it.

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    ron  over 4 years ago

    Depends upon which way the river is flowing.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    This once young lad, forgetting to fill his canteen at the Quetico Provincial Park Ranger station and getting too dry paddling up river, filled up and drank, when around the next bend was spotted a dead and bloated moose in the middle of the river.

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    wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone  over 4 years ago

    This all depends on what direction the river flows, doesn’t it?The dinos may be smarter than we think.

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like good names for beer joints!

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    FrankSF Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If the drinking hole is upstream of the bathing hole, I’d say they figured it out just fine.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    But wait – it can’t be the same water! The water in the bathing hole is so much cleaner and clearer than the other!

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    lee  over 4 years ago

    Depends which way it is flowing.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    The direction of flow is of utmost importance.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Depends which way the water’s flowing, I guess.

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    ramillerjrchfc  over 4 years ago

    No, it’s “Dont drink downstream from the herd.”

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    RetFor  over 4 years ago

    One person alluded to it above, but I’m surprised that no one has yet pointed out how this is a brilliant commentary on our limited scope of perception. We think we know everything but looked at from a different angle, we’re fools. We fight [bitterly, lately] over politics, left vs right, forgetting that they’re both two forks of the same dirty river. In life, we are happy or sad over things that happen, but often if we knew what was “upstream” or “downstream” our perception would quickly change. We have to always remember to focus on the “big picture” whenever possible.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The drinking hole should be upstream from the bathing hole.

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    JanBic Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The residents of the International Space Station drink their own pee and use it to mix their food. There is no room for large quantities of fresh water on re-supply missions. Granted, the pee is highly filtered and sterilized by equipment designed here in Huntsville, Alabama at the Marshall Spaceflight Center.

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    donwestonmysteries  over 4 years ago

    Natural filtering process, stream over rocks. Also, it depends on which way the water is moving. Left to right, no problem.

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    mikeywilly  over 4 years ago

    Or don’t drink downstream of your horse.Or don’t drink then ride upstream.

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    Coach The Most Fluffy Dog!!  over 4 years ago

    Yuck!!!

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    who you callin fat.  over 4 years ago

    No it is suppose to be funny they are drinking dirty water

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