OMG, it’s as if JJ transcribed my recent remarks as I was at the fridge.
From the recent planned emergency shopping trip a Full Disclosure:
So I told myself, “Hey Self, look at all the $$ you are saving by staying home. So, splurge on the good stuff. And, BTW Self, you know you have been thinking about it for quite some time so WHY NOT! Yes, Mr. Cashier, I will take a bottle of Hennessy and a bottle of Courvoisier.”
“Oh yeah, you kids get offa my lawn and take your asinine pandemic parties out of state.”
Not sure how much longer my Kingdom will last BUT I am Master Of My Domain! I wish I could remember if that is good or bad. What I have to remember next time however is to double the order of cognacs.
I try to always wear a mask going into stores, but here in northernmost Maine where we are already pretty well isolated, most people do not wear them. Southern Maine has more cases, but I fear that tourist will bring more Covid-19 cases to the area. Stay healthy.
People went out in crowds, maskless and without keeping their distance from each other. Now our state is one of those with spiking cases (even beyond the extras that are apparent due to easier access to testing.) We’ve been careful all along, even when going out. I’ve been inside only two stores and took extra precautions then because, sadly, other people aren’t, and I’ve got a 90+ y.o. mom to look after. Just as a reminder: Wearing a mask is not a sign of fear; it’s a sign of caring for your fellow human and doing what you can not to spread the virus. Sadly, it seems that too many Americans have forgotten JFK’s exhortation to “ask what you can do for your country.” In this case it’s as simple as wearing a mask and keeping your distance. Oh yes — and being kind to those essential workers.
Just a note because nobody else with sense listens to me (outside my family and a small circle of friends): All this time my biggest frustration was that one or the other of my eyes would itch at the inside corner, so I would have to find a tissue to press on it to stop the itch. Today I noticed if I press on my nose where the glasses pad rests the itch goes away!
Gee, we are still basically under a stay at home order – encouraged as much as possible – other than needed items and limited other shopping has opened up and limited outdoor restaurant seating is allowed.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Vintage Janis.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
If anything, some are increasing mask use.
alasko over 4 years ago
Heck, I want the whole bottle.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
I hope they bought it by the case. Makes for fewer trips.
eromlig over 4 years ago
Drinking wine now is so Camus-esque.
Stephanie Have one over 4 years ago
We are still under stay at home orders until Aug in Texas.
SpacedInvader Premium Member over 4 years ago
How many do you want? Pick up the phone and have them delivered. If you are worried have them leave them on the porch and ring the bell.
dpatrickryan Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I’m not an alcoholic – alcoholics go to meetings!”
Tyge over 4 years ago
Pick glasses for that real café experience!
admiree2 over 4 years ago
OMG, it’s as if JJ transcribed my recent remarks as I was at the fridge.
From the recent planned emergency shopping trip a Full Disclosure:
So I told myself, “Hey Self, look at all the $$ you are saving by staying home. So, splurge on the good stuff. And, BTW Self, you know you have been thinking about it for quite some time so WHY NOT! Yes, Mr. Cashier, I will take a bottle of Hennessy and a bottle of Courvoisier.”
“Oh yeah, you kids get offa my lawn and take your asinine pandemic parties out of state.”
Not sure how much longer my Kingdom will last BUT I am Master Of My Domain! I wish I could remember if that is good or bad. What I have to remember next time however is to double the order of cognacs.
colddonkey over 4 years ago
As always if you fear, stay home.
ScullyUFO over 4 years ago
“I’m not wearing a mask! I’m not a sheep!” says man acting exactly like a sheep.
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
I try to always wear a mask going into stores, but here in northernmost Maine where we are already pretty well isolated, most people do not wear them. Southern Maine has more cases, but I fear that tourist will bring more Covid-19 cases to the area. Stay healthy.
listmom over 4 years ago
People went out in crowds, maskless and without keeping their distance from each other. Now our state is one of those with spiking cases (even beyond the extras that are apparent due to easier access to testing.) We’ve been careful all along, even when going out. I’ve been inside only two stores and took extra precautions then because, sadly, other people aren’t, and I’ve got a 90+ y.o. mom to look after. Just as a reminder: Wearing a mask is not a sign of fear; it’s a sign of caring for your fellow human and doing what you can not to spread the virus. Sadly, it seems that too many Americans have forgotten JFK’s exhortation to “ask what you can do for your country.” In this case it’s as simple as wearing a mask and keeping your distance. Oh yes — and being kind to those essential workers.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I’m still hoping for Marshall Law.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Two straws!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago
That reminds me. Put wine on the grocery curbside list.
robin.axten Premium Member over 4 years ago
Nah! Just pass me the bottle!
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
Good advice should be celebrated.
paranormal over 4 years ago
Even the comics know the coronavirus is real and dangerous!!!
Back to Big Mike over 4 years ago
No, two glasses please.
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m certainly seeing more people out on the streets than I did two months ago, but more of the people on the streets are properly masked.
well-i-never over 4 years ago
I wonder how Gene and Mary Lou are doing this summer.
donwestonmysteries over 4 years ago
I get the impression, that what’s left in the bottle is for Janis. If he wants a glass, he may have to go out because he has to.
flagmichael over 4 years ago
Just a note because nobody else with sense listens to me (outside my family and a small circle of friends): All this time my biggest frustration was that one or the other of my eyes would itch at the inside corner, so I would have to find a tissue to press on it to stop the itch. Today I noticed if I press on my nose where the glasses pad rests the itch goes away!
mafastore over 4 years ago
Gee, we are still basically under a stay at home order – encouraged as much as possible – other than needed items and limited other shopping has opened up and limited outdoor restaurant seating is allowed.