February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
We can rule out professional criminal as a career for Calvin. He just doesn’t have the aptitude.
if you put your name on an anonymous (ransom) letter, you’re bound to be traced anyway… really smooth, Calvin
Smart as a fox .
I’ll bet Hobbes wrote that he wants a kiss, too.
At least he was sincere.
And he’s always braying to the world that he’s a genius!!!
And on the next episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” we highlight “The Sincere Kidnaper”.
Like somebody who writes a bank robbery note on his own personal check.
Need a little practice at writing ransom notes, Calvin.
It might have worked better if he wrote it in the G.R.O.S.S. code.
But at least he’s sincere.
At least he did not implicate Hobbes as an accomplice or accessory. He could have intimidated Susie and let her believe he was part of a gang by adding “and Associates “.
“Sincerely”? Seriously?
That Calvin. At the end of the day he’s none to bright.
Calvin, you’re in trouble now. Instead of $100 Susie will kick your butt.
A ransom note with just a little too much information.
Of course you know, this means war!
Susie could always send Monopoly® money.
That’s one vain criminal!
Calvin? who’s Calvin? My names umm, umm, … Malvin! Yeah that’s it Malvin.
Calvin is not the criminal mastermind I expected him to be.
When Calvin grows up he’s going to be that dumb bank robber with his gun pointed to his own head “I’ve got a hostage!”
Does Calvin wish to win the Darwinian Award?
Sheer genius, Calvin.
Laugh and show your friends. You do have friends, right?
Calvin is the world’s dumbest kidnapper.
I think Calvin secretly wanted Susie to know it was him.
You’d think Hobbes would have caught that slight error.
Sincerely???
Be afraid Calvin. Be very afraid!
Sincerely and Cluelessly, Calvin
We’re using code names! Yeah, that’s it!
One hundred dollars! Does that mean this crime is now a felony?
It is particularly to be nefarious AND dim. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, Calvin is both.
Today was so LOL funny and really rather sweet and childish. I mean childish in a good way.
Calvin’s first ransom note, and he botches it up with a signature!
Calvin can stop waiting for his Mensa application.
This was in 1990, so you think Calvin has been released from prison yet?
She can find someone to beat him up for $10. Calvin needs to find a safer club hobby.
a) typical ‘smart’ criminal; b) if it were me, I’d just buy a new doll and label it Binky Betsy II
I agree “BE THIS GUY”. Ever hear of a kid being so smart they’re stupid?
“Hmmm…out of all the Calvins in the world, which one could it be?”
This reminds me of the bank robber who wrote his note on the back of his pay stub.
Do you think that Calvin and Susie get married when they grow up?
See note. C-note?
Sincerely Cal, you’re not cut out for this! :D
Hmmm. This one is quite the mystery.
At least Calvin was sincere about it.
Politeness counts when you’re extorting someone.
The fool should have signed it “ Calvinn”. That would fool Susie!
His smarts, however, match the average career criminal almost exactly.
Didn’t that happen in Cerebus once? He was reading a ransom note and it was signed. Cerebus broke the 4th wall and said “You signed a ransom note?”
Whoops…
Oops. One more for the “stupid crook” files…
The sign off gives up the plot. No point Calvin expecting anything from Susie.
I’m new how do you get a prohile picture!!!
C’mon, Calvin. That’s like The Penguin leaving his umbrella at the scene of the crime. Riddler and Joker would even be more careful then that.
yOu cAnNot fiNd uS -calvin
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
We can rule out professional criminal as a career for Calvin. He just doesn’t have the aptitude.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
if you put your name on an anonymous (ransom) letter, you’re bound to be traced anyway… really smooth, Calvin
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Smart as a fox .
codycab almost 4 years ago
I’ll bet Hobbes wrote that he wants a kiss, too.
swanridge almost 4 years ago
At least he was sincere.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
And he’s always braying to the world that he’s a genius!!!
californiamonty almost 4 years ago
And on the next episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” we highlight “The Sincere Kidnaper”.
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Like somebody who writes a bank robbery note on his own personal check.
Robin Harwood almost 4 years ago
Need a little practice at writing ransom notes, Calvin.
flagmichael almost 4 years ago
It might have worked better if he wrote it in the G.R.O.S.S. code.
boniface22 almost 4 years ago
But at least he’s sincere.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
At least he did not implicate Hobbes as an accomplice or accessory. He could have intimidated Susie and let her believe he was part of a gang by adding “and Associates “.
su43dipta almost 4 years ago
“Sincerely”? Seriously?
Tog almost 4 years ago
That Calvin. At the end of the day he’s none to bright.
pekelopan Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Calvin, you’re in trouble now. Instead of $100 Susie will kick your butt.
rshive almost 4 years ago
A ransom note with just a little too much information.
kucpa Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Of course you know, this means war!
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 4 years ago
Susie could always send Monopoly® money.
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
That’s one vain criminal!
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
Calvin? who’s Calvin? My names umm, umm, … Malvin! Yeah that’s it Malvin.
tripwire45 almost 4 years ago
Calvin is not the criminal mastermind I expected him to be.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
When Calvin grows up he’s going to be that dumb bank robber with his gun pointed to his own head “I’ve got a hostage!”
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Does Calvin wish to win the Darwinian Award?
MichaelHelwig almost 4 years ago
Sheer genius, Calvin.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
Laugh and show your friends. You do have friends, right?
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
Calvin is the world’s dumbest kidnapper.
garcoa almost 4 years ago
I think Calvin secretly wanted Susie to know it was him.
aerotica69 almost 4 years ago
You’d think Hobbes would have caught that slight error.
JudyHendrickson almost 4 years ago
Sincerely???
lagoulou almost 4 years ago
Be afraid Calvin. Be very afraid!
joefearsnothing almost 4 years ago
Sincerely and Cluelessly, Calvin
DocRussell almost 4 years ago
We’re using code names! Yeah, that’s it!
carlzr almost 4 years ago
One hundred dollars! Does that mean this crime is now a felony?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It is particularly to be nefarious AND dim. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, Calvin is both.
FrannieL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Today was so LOL funny and really rather sweet and childish. I mean childish in a good way.
DanWolfie almost 4 years ago
Calvin’s first ransom note, and he botches it up with a signature!
bobbyferrel almost 4 years ago
Calvin can stop waiting for his Mensa application.
Rick Horne Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This was in 1990, so you think Calvin has been released from prison yet?
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
She can find someone to beat him up for $10. Calvin needs to find a safer club hobby.
KEA almost 4 years ago
a) typical ‘smart’ criminal; b) if it were me, I’d just buy a new doll and label it Binky Betsy II
djtenltd almost 4 years ago
I agree “BE THIS GUY”. Ever hear of a kid being so smart they’re stupid?
Earnestly Frank almost 4 years ago
“Hmmm…out of all the Calvins in the world, which one could it be?”
Bruce388 almost 4 years ago
This reminds me of the bank robber who wrote his note on the back of his pay stub.
MJ Weber Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Do you think that Calvin and Susie get married when they grow up?
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
See note. C-note?
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Sincerely Cal, you’re not cut out for this! :D
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 4 years ago
Hmmm. This one is quite the mystery.
VegaAlopex almost 4 years ago
At least Calvin was sincere about it.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Politeness counts when you’re extorting someone.
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
The fool should have signed it “ Calvinn”. That would fool Susie!
ekke almost 4 years ago
His smarts, however, match the average career criminal almost exactly.
hmvanyel almost 4 years ago
Didn’t that happen in Cerebus once? He was reading a ransom note and it was signed. Cerebus broke the 4th wall and said “You signed a ransom note?”
rklynch almost 4 years ago
Whoops…
LivelyClamor almost 4 years ago
Oops. One more for the “stupid crook” files…
hagarthehorrible almost 4 years ago
The sign off gives up the plot. No point Calvin expecting anything from Susie.
Picklesthecat almost 4 years ago
I’m new how do you get a prohile picture!!!
jdsven almost 4 years ago
C’mon, Calvin. That’s like The Penguin leaving his umbrella at the scene of the crime. Riddler and Joker would even be more careful then that.
mendedpunk333 almost 4 years ago
yOu cAnNot fiNd uS -calvin