Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 07, 2020

I can’t even put a twist on this. It’s just too accurate.

Who is this “president donald trump” to whom you refer?

There is no such person.

I never would even imagine living out a real life version of “Tales from the Crypt”. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

I see there’s a full moon in panel seven. That means that Stephen Miller will become a heartless bestial creature bent on feasting on the lifeblood of innocent men, women and children.

In other words, it’s Friday.

What do you call a person who is responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of people?

And coming soon, an announcement!

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Anyone remember three weeks ago, when Trump announced that the shiny new Republican* health plan would be ready in…

… wait for it …

in two weeks!

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Anyway, when the announcement comes, it will be great news about the new vaccine.

The announcement will say that the vaccine will be ready …

now, don’t spoil it…

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The vaccine will be ready in … two weeks!

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161,000 an counting.

Nice of Tom to include Kelly Anne Conway in this week’s comic!

“It is what it is….”

The worst part is Trump has no qualms about using our children to further his political needs. What gives him the right, or the power, to risk school age children’s health and lives, and that of everyone they come in contact with, in a vain attempt at a pipe dream experiment in pandemic control?

Even Bolling has TDS, such offensive and stupid political cartoons on here, I’m cancelling my sub to these. I know, “don’t let the door hit hit you…”.

VOTE

⇧ @kallua888 >— Even Bolling has TDS, such offensive and stupid political cartoons on here, I’m cancelling my sub to these. I know, “don’t let the door hit hit you…”.

Interesting that you call this cartoon offensive considering that I actually saw, and heard, Impeached Murderous Traitor Tя☭mp☠ say every word he speaks in this cartoon, other than one panel. We can’t verify what he actually said in panel 4 about the Democratic governors getting blamed. However, we can infer it based on anecdotal reports of what happened.

For some strange reason right-wingers don’t seem to realize there is this new invention, called a video camera, that allows recordings to be made of what is said. It’s the same thing with cops, they pull stupid $#it even when they know they are being recorded, and then can’t understand how people found out about it.

Ruben Bolling is a great satirist, but I’d like to point out how versatile he is as an artist. He has tremendous range, working in the art styles of of Calvin and Hobbes, old horror comics, informational pamphlets, the Fun Pack Comix that reference a bunch of different comic styles, and occasionally Richard Scarry. Most editorial cartoonists pick one style and use it constantly, but Bolling does it all. It’s really impressive.

Funny, I was just downloading Creepshow.

They’re Creeping Up On You is a particular delight.

(Doral bedbugs, anyone?)

The truth hurts doesn’t it

He went to Jared.

Did anyone ever figure out what heinous crimes were committed by Obama (Obamagate)? I must have slept through the earth shattering announcement. Since trump said it, it must be true. Does anyone know in which prison Obama and his henchmen are serving their sentences? Missed that also…

Truman: “The buck stops here.”Trump: “I take no responsibility.”Me: “Gosh, I miss Truman.”

Seems spot on to me. He’s already doing everything he can to get his poll numbers up and cast doubt on the election validity. It’s almost pathetic to see him pretending to care about the envirnoment, working people, victim justice, etc; all the things he laughed about for the preceding 40 months. Too bad a huge percentage of the American electorate can be duped by such transparent attempts at vote buying. I can almost guarantee an “October surprise” like “FBI director / AG announces new investigation of Hunter Biden” and / or “Trump announces development of successful vaccine and all Americans will get it for free. Right after the election.” Hey, that was part of Nixon and Reagan’s playbook and unfortunately other presidents too.

It’s the stuff of pre-code comic books, yet it’s “ripped from today’s headlines,” as the covers of pulp novels used to say.

That’s what happened, the totally stupid Trump admin did not want federal testing programs because they thought covid would stay in blue states.

These Trump idiots have destroyed the USA.

The scariest part of all this is that it is all true and well documented!

Ruben Bolling is hoisting tRUMP on his own petard, skewering The Great Prevaricator with his own words.

Donald John Trump is the biggest disgrace to the Office of the President of the United States in history. The American people should be ashamed to have elected him in the first place, let alone give him a second term in office! Instead of prosecuting this perverter of justice and law, his Senate sycophants, MAGA minions, and venal vigilantes are trying to steal a legitimate election process and do everything they can to keep the Orange Emperor in power. SHAME!!

Is Bolling using a Fake Artist? This doesnt look like his usual work.

Once there was the Southern Strategy. Now there’s the Kill All the Voters strategy.

No wonder Mr Bolling wins awards. He has both art and content…no blather and self victimization from his work.

tRump, don’t let the Obamagate hit you on the way out.

Bye