Considering how Yahoo, Google, etc. work – this sort of thing seems like the ultimate distraction tool. Can you imagine if every time you were trying to think of something or tell a story your brain was flooded with irrelevant thoughts that were related to the topic for other people? That is the fastest route to some form of insanity that I can think of!
“Hi there! I know we haven’t chatted before, but I need you to think of a number between 1 and 10. Good… now think of baby shark, doodoodooo… great! Now think of your bank account password… Thank you!”
GreasyOldTam about 4 years ago
Yes, I no longer have to guess your… never mind.
eromlig about 4 years ago
I’ll help the Nigerian Prince, but I wish he’d un-stick his caps key.
Need coffee about 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7G1yjDfwL4
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sounds legit to me.
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
I was streaming all of the women of art in That’s Priceless.
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Did Elon Musk have anything to do with it?
Yontrop about 4 years ago
Makes you wonder why Pam even talks to him.
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
In other words, people will still use internet access for the same thing. Imagine having twitter in your head 24/7.
ekw555 about 4 years ago
so, a chip in the brain is just like the phone in the hand.
shocking.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
The Scarecrow’s on Skype for you, Brewster. Laughing like a demon.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Oooh the amount of accidents to come from ppl BWD; brainstreaming while driving”
kartis about 4 years ago
Yes, that seems about right.
JPuzzleWhiz about 4 years ago
If a telepath tried to read Brewster’s mind, would he get a “404 Error” or “Page Not Found” message?
blakerl about 4 years ago
Now you will need AD blocker and virus protection for your brain!!! Brain privacy protection not available (see NSA override)
Thinkingblade about 4 years ago
Considering how Yahoo, Google, etc. work – this sort of thing seems like the ultimate distraction tool. Can you imagine if every time you were trying to think of something or tell a story your brain was flooded with irrelevant thoughts that were related to the topic for other people? That is the fastest route to some form of insanity that I can think of!
COL Crash about 4 years ago
As if the information overload coming through on our phones wasn’t bad enough. Our technology has already surpassed our ability to use it effectively.
Snowedin about 4 years ago
The look on Brewster’s face! Hahaha!
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
Cyborgs are already among us:
https://www.treehugger.com/real-life-human-cyborgs-4863961
Csaw Backnforth about 4 years ago
Yikes – it’s bad enough that hackers can steal info from my computer, but to be able to access info on a chip in my brain? No thank you.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
Think of the advertising opportunities! Reminds me of Michael Crichton’s book. “The Terminal Man”. Quite ahead of its time.
amaneaux about 4 years ago
Now you don’t even need a screen to watch porn!
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
The answer to all the world’s woes. Cat videos.
eb110americana about 4 years ago
Ah, the internet. So many idiots, so little time…
InquireWithin about 4 years ago
“Hi there! I know we haven’t chatted before, but I need you to think of a number between 1 and 10. Good… now think of baby shark, doodoodooo… great! Now think of your bank account password… Thank you!”
Dragoncat about 4 years ago
Secret to World Peace: YouTube.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
And THERE IT IS, folks. The world of tomorrow.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
Okay. He already discovered the main one.