Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 07, 2020

LOL It’s like guys going to “ladies night” hoping !! I admit I’ve tried it a few times and watched groups of women come in and form an impenetrable circle

Why is the Community Posting Station so far away from where they hang out? (AKA – the hydrant is on the corner while they are inside.)

Next time, hire Wiley Bears to do your marketing, they’re far better at it!

Dogs are probably smarter than housecats if you measure by a human-ish standard. But dogs are genetically constrained to be servants while cats know perfectly well that they they’re royalty.

p(w)oof goes the evening, how catastrophic.

Great name for a dog bar.

I remember singles bars: 100 single, desperate men wearing suits without neckties, trying to pick up 50 single women who abruptly realize why they avoid singles bars. Every night maybe 3 to 5 guys (muscular, tanned, shirts unbuttoned, gold chains) will actually succeed while everyone else goes home alone.

One night I talked my friends into wearing ties so that we stood out from the crowd. It worked.

That’s one way to go to the pub and get some pu……. PUNCH! I WAS GONNA SAY PUNCH! THEY SERVE GREAT PUNCH AT THE PUB!

Whew! Saved that one….. ;-)

It might have worked if they didn’t first mark their territory in front of the door.

You guys ain’t no Wiley Bears!

Might have worked if they offered free yarn.

But the bears promised this would work!

Did anyone else notice the “doggie door”

This is a hoot!

Been delivering Doordash for almost two years now. Dogs get excited because we’re bringing food. Cats get excited because we’re bringing bags.

Cats don’t consider dogfood to be food as such.

Prefer Wiley Bears. Please.

Another example of why the “If You Build It – They Will Come” Theory doesn’t always work!

You never know, there may be a dim tabby out there that would fall for that. Unfortunately, the cat would probably beat all your azez and rename the bar Tabbies Tail.

Dogs better watch it, there are some pretty tough cats out there.

Gotta love the idiots who sue bars over ladies nights.

I had a cat once, tasted like turkey

So, dogs must be the new Wiley bear. I’ve never known a dog who was remotely interested in hurting a cat. At most a chase to fluff their fur, but that’s it.

Cats (like beautiful women) never pay for catnip, so not an attractive offer.

Could work as a cartoon illustration for ‘Socialism: An Overview’

They should be grateful. Lions and tigers and leopards love catnip too.

but to be honest I had better luck meeting women at one of our local neighborhood dives than at any “fern bar”. That’s what we’d call yuppie hangouts these days. No pretentiousness, just real, honest T-shirt-and-jeans kinda girls.

Should be free nuts for squirrel night!

Cats are less gullible than most Americans

It didn’t work for Pooch Cafe, won’t work for Hydrant Pub.

What are the dogs planning to do with the cats once they get them inside— eat them or date them?

Not as crafty as the bears. After all, they’re d*gs.

They need to hire the bears as consultants.