15 “Therefore when you see the abomination of desolation which was spoken of through Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place—[k]let the [l]reader understand— 16 then those who are in Judea must flee to the mountains. 17 [m]Whoever is on the [n]housetop must not go down to get things out of his house. 18 And [o]whoever is in the field must not turn back to get his cloak. 19 But woe to those women who are pregnant, and to those who are nursing babies in those days! 20 Moreover, pray that [p]when you flee, it will not be in the winter, or on a Sabbath. 21 For then there will be a great tribulation, such as has not occurred since the beginning of the world until now, nor ever will again. (Matthew 24: 15-21)
Like Bruce Shopsky keeps saying, may we please have more crocs? Or something funny? Sparkie did the booth thing well, and a lot of it over half a century… :)
A. I would probably taze pig after knocking me out and B. I would then shoot rat with my blaster because he’s rude. (I love this comic strip but then again I am the Mandalorian)
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Good thing he paid first.
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
Pig gives good scream.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Join the wise Ass on the hill.
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
I hope he gets back to the village idiot storyline tomorrow.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Because …
The HILLS are ALIVE with the sound of Music…
Gent almost 4 years ago
There’s rat fever and swine flu. But so far so good for you, goat; worry not.
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Pig might not be so far off the mark…:
15 “Therefore when you see the abomination of desolation which was spoken of through Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place—[k]let the [l]reader understand— 16 then those who are in Judea must flee to the mountains. 17 [m]Whoever is on the [n]housetop must not go down to get things out of his house. 18 And [o]whoever is in the field must not turn back to get his cloak. 19 But woe to those women who are pregnant, and to those who are nursing babies in those days! 20 Moreover, pray that [p]when you flee, it will not be in the winter, or on a Sabbath. 21 For then there will be a great tribulation, such as has not occurred since the beginning of the world until now, nor ever will again. (Matthew 24: 15-21)
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is it okay if I limp?
jimchronister2016 almost 4 years ago
No, stay and vote for Biden.
rshive almost 4 years ago
And it looks like he didn’t pay either.
iggyman almost 4 years ago
They say all will be better after tomorrow, we shall see…..
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
I think I like “Stay in bed until it all blows over”.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
I Ching says; When evil men are in power wise men head for the hills.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If only it were really that easy to make $5 …
everett_r0 almost 4 years ago
I wouldn’t. That’s territory the conservatives base has had staked out for decades, haven’t you seen “Deliverance”? …anyone else hear banjos ?…
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Advice from Rat And Pig …. No Way ! … Croc Power !
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m listening to delusional people for the great orange one on the news. They think things couldn’t be better. I thought they were against drug use!!
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
Hey, who won????
-Saint- almost 4 years ago
Back in the day, Lucy only charged 5 cents for advice…!
chris_o42 almost 4 years ago
The Hills Have Eyes…
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Poor Goat.
cipactli77 almost 4 years ago
Run for your life / Run to the hills
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Everyone’s running from something..
babka Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’ve been over the hills for years now…
david_42 almost 4 years ago
Living on a (small) hill these days. Much better than being down-slope from an improperly installed drainage system.
Hungry_Ghost almost 4 years ago
That’s a ripoff, you can get advice from people just as scared as you for free on social media.
wirepunchr almost 4 years ago
Does this come under the heading We’ll do anything for a buck ?
jtt almost 4 years ago
When you live in Houston, that’s a long run. ;-)
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
You don’t run to the hills. That’s where the scary people live.
uniquename almost 4 years ago
Looks like Pig blew Goat away.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Guys , you’re charging too much.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
He’s not got the runs, ’cause PIg scared him sheetless.RIP, Goat….
Flower Girl almost 4 years ago
Like Bruce Shopsky keeps saying, may we please have more crocs? Or something funny? Sparkie did the booth thing well, and a lot of it over half a century… :)
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Walk, don’t run! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW21rcHiVU0 ;-)
SupaSunotchi almost 4 years ago
Wut if u hav mountains but no hills?
codedaddy almost 4 years ago
When will humor return to Pearls? Sad. .
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Good advice. They should join the Wise Ass on top of the mountain….
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
“These times,” huh? If everyone would just grow up and act like adults.
done almost 4 years ago
I would not recommend the hills, the hills have eyes.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Thanks to a temporary affliction, I can’t run or walk. But I’m crawling as fast as I can!
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
Grab his wallet!
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Ironically, the old goat probably just came from there.
Alien-X almost 4 years ago
The hills have eyes!
jadem308 almost 4 years ago
I had to laugh out loud because it’s great advice!
lavender headgear almost 4 years ago
Funny thing is, when we all stop being scared, it stops.
KevDoneIt almost 4 years ago
That was a Great movie
Mando almost 4 years ago
A. I would probably taze pig after knocking me out and B. I would then shoot rat with my blaster because he’s rude. (I love this comic strip but then again I am the Mandalorian)