Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2020

Good thing he paid first.

Pig gives good scream.

Join the wise Ass on the hill.

I hope he gets back to the village idiot storyline tomorrow.

Because …

The HILLS are ALIVE with the sound of Music…

There’s rat fever and swine flu. But so far so good for you, goat; worry not.

Pig might not be so far off the mark…:

15 “Therefore when you see the abomination of desolation which was spoken of through Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place—[k]let the [l]reader understand— 16 then those who are in Judea must flee to the mountains. 17 [m]Whoever is on the [n]housetop must not go down to get things out of his house. 18 And [o]whoever is in the field must not turn back to get his cloak. 19 But woe to those women who are pregnant, and to those who are nursing babies in those days! 20 Moreover, pray that [p]when you flee, it will not be in the winter, or on a Sabbath. 21 For then there will be a great tribulation, such as has not occurred since the beginning of the world until now, nor ever will again. (Matthew 24: 15-21)

Is it okay if I limp?

No, stay and vote for Biden.

And it looks like he didn’t pay either.

They say all will be better after tomorrow, we shall see…..

I think I like “Stay in bed until it all blows over”.

I Ching says; When evil men are in power wise men head for the hills.

If only it were really that easy to make $5 …

I wouldn’t. That’s territory the conservatives base has had staked out for decades, haven’t you seen “Deliverance”? …anyone else hear banjos ?…

Advice from Rat And Pig …. No Way ! … Croc Power !

I’m listening to delusional people for the great orange one on the news. They think things couldn’t be better. I thought they were against drug use!!

Hey, who won????

Back in the day, Lucy only charged 5 cents for advice…!

The Hills Have Eyes…

Poor Goat.

Run for your life / Run to the hills

Everyone’s running from something..

I’ve been over the hills for years now…

Living on a (small) hill these days. Much better than being down-slope from an improperly installed drainage system.

That’s a ripoff, you can get advice from people just as scared as you for free on social media.

Does this come under the heading We’ll do anything for a buck ?

When you live in Houston, that’s a long run. ;-)

You don’t run to the hills. That’s where the scary people live.

Looks like Pig blew Goat away.

Guys , you’re charging too much.

He’s not got the runs, ’cause PIg scared him sheetless.RIP, Goat….

Like Bruce Shopsky keeps saying, may we please have more crocs? Or something funny? Sparkie did the booth thing well, and a lot of it over half a century… :)

Walk, don’t run! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW21rcHiVU0 ;-)

Wut if u hav mountains but no hills?

When will humor return to Pearls? Sad. .

Good advice. They should join the Wise Ass on top of the mountain….

“These times,” huh? If everyone would just grow up and act like adults.

I would not recommend the hills, the hills have eyes.

Thanks to a temporary affliction, I can’t run or walk. But I’m crawling as fast as I can!

Grab his wallet!

Ironically, the old goat probably just came from there.

The hills have eyes!

I had to laugh out loud because it’s great advice!

Funny thing is, when we all stop being scared, it stops.

That was a Great movie

A. I would probably taze pig after knocking me out and B. I would then shoot rat with my blaster because he’s rude. (I love this comic strip but then again I am the Mandalorian)