Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 16, 2020

The 20/20 hindsight is strong in this one.

I always felt that Epimetheus was more worthy than Prometheus…

Relative once suggested, “If you get married, tape it! Then when you divorce… you can play the tape backwards and be no longer married!” I wonder how many people he told that to. And how many of them had to Bite-Their-Tongue. Throughout his life… he was married three times. Hating marriage that much… why get married at all?

hmmm… 20-20 hindsight after catch-22, what could go wrong?

There are too many people willing to provide this service for free.

You can’t be 100% accurate on what you should have done. Maybe the path you chose was bad, but a different path may have been worse.

My ex was REALLY GOOD at that. Well and believing that if I really loved her, I’d be able to read her mind. Spouse is a lot more easy going, which makes me happy!

Heck, you can get that info everywhere – and for free – whether you want it or not.

First thing she’s going to tell him is to put on a mask

Why is she commenting on everybody’s hinds?

As Yoda would have said, – Very strong, this little one, is …

I told you so.

Shoulda woulda coulda.

There are an infinite number of paths not taken but only one that was taken.

Monday morning quarterbacking has our family ready to field a team.

The mask is really there to hide the smirk.

It’s called the closing the stable door therapy. Always late and useless, but just has to be said.

Choices are usually based on incomplete (or even faulty) information. If your choice works out badly you can be criticized for being wrong. If it works out well, you can be criticized for not acting sooner.

At the end of the day, Miriam will know if she banked wisely or not.

“This is what I would have done to control COVID” said no one I will mention.

I hear that is a true profession. I think they are called “Analysts”, as in “post game analysis”.

Who is Miriam Banks?

Why the trash can?

I’ve found that I get much better results planning backward than planning ahead.

I would be charging her $10 to have to listen to her.

She’ll be telling him he should have worn a mask

The Book of Daniel was written after the events happened and then backdated 450 years to make it seem like “prophecies” (Shenkman, R. Legends, Lies & Cherished Myths, Harper Collins)

Don’t vote for Trump in 2016, that will be $10.

Post-Pandemic advice is always helpful.

Dang, Wiley stole my idea (that I should’ve had a few decades ago………)

Miriam’s wearing a mask, the fellow looking on isn’t. When the fellow becomes ill from Covid-19, Miriam will be more than happy to give him advice on why he got infected, for $10 bucks, of course.

Never stand between a good woman and her opinion.