Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 16, 2020

A termite walks into the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?”

A blind man walks into a bar and says “Why didn’t you tell me this bar was here”!

Marty Moon walks into a bar. Next week, the owner retires.

A dyslexic walks into a bra…

See CK primp. Who’s her date with?

second panel, The hand talks.(Addams Family, old TV show)

In all reality , a blind man walks into a bar with a French Poodle, the bartender says Hey pal no dogs allowed. The blind man says it’s my seeing eye dog . The bartender replies Never seen a poodle seeing eye dog The blind man says, Are you sh*tin me, they gave me a F** kin poodle for a seeing eye dog ?

I’m sorry, but there’s no way a teenage girl in 2020 would tell that joke. None. But then, Milford seems to exist outside reality, which explains the lack of COVID.

I like CK coloring in her moustache, while she doesn’t give a damn about that other stuff.

P2 Did she run into a wall? Looks like he nose did!!! Who does the talking hand belong to?

P1, Mrs. Maisel she’s not.

P2, Talk to the hand, Corina.

P3, It sure looks like Corina’s left hand is on her right arm and vice versa. . .

A horse’s a$$ walks into a high school and sez….

P 3: “…there’s no way we can take 2nd in the Valley…”

As long as Volleyball wins the “Valley” what do I care about the football team. Isn’t second place their goal every year??

So the whole school is in a major state of depression because the football team now can’t win the Valley? I mean, it only happens once every 15 years anyway. Why aren’t these girls looking at the big picture? Second place is still in reach – Gil’s dream!

And speaking of dreams, you aren’t dreaming if you noticed that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1- Fist Pump members under orders from The Gilfather maintain surveillance of the Russian fembot. Is she cracking a John Elway joke?

Maybe Milford football can’t win the Valley. But for a morale and calorie boost, maybe Milford can schedule Valley ! Modified!

During his extended tantrum, a kid’s weary mom says Why the long fuss?

After Garfield was tortured on The Rack, people started to ask, “Why the long puss?”