Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 07, 2020

… after only 90 seconds of foreplay?

Hey GilPa….I think Valley Tech is going to make you look goofy!!!! P3 Can CK come up with anything but a cynical response…tomorrow will tell

I’d give a nickel for her to say, “I’m enjoying this hotdog.”

Sure , I love lukewarm coffee and cold hot dogs but I will tell my Mom about these old rickety wooden stands ,in all reality . Never know when she gets the urge to burn something down.

Of course no other offense utilizes those plays

Still trying to wrap my head around two quarterbacks with so much ability the coach refuses to do his job and decide which one is the starter, so keeping them both on the bench and using the third stringer.

P1, Marty perks up at the bootlegging reference.

P2, The alien spaceship shows up and Rapp does his E.T. impression.

P3, Corina looks like she’s holding a wine glass. I wonder if red or white goes with hot dogs.

This isn’t basketball. I was promised basketball.

P 1.5: “Yep Margie, we’re going to ride that Delaware Wing T all the way to third place in the Valley.”

Wonder if parents resolved as quickly as the ‘starters’ did . .

P 1.5: “…and seeing you reminds me that I gotta’ stop at the hardware store and get some Dutch Boy paint to repaint our kitchen….”

So now dumb and dumber are gleeful bench warmers? Sure Rubin….

P 4: “…and I’ll do it again once I get workin’ on this here hot dog…”

Coach Thurman who wrote the book on the Delaware Wing T would be proud to have Gil steal it.

I think Gil knows the other 2 QB’s are to dumb to learn how to run an option offense. I hope they are not juniors and will be back to cheer on Leonard next year.

P1- Marje is anticipating an Electric Shave session.

P2- Thayer is only half the QB he needs to be. He’s available 12/7.

P3- Ck must not be grasping an Armor Hot Dog.

CK attends a football game – a day that will live in infamy. (Too soon?)

p 2: awesome words of encouragement…‘finish the fake’ said no one ever

P 4: “…I am!….You know….I’m the one who fixed the team’s QB problem, so I wanted to see the results of my work in action…”

P1 – “And if that’s true, why the hell did you wait until there were only two games left in the season to use it?” “Oh, would you look at the time? Gotta go.”

P2 – Is that like the most unrealistic thing someone would yell out while a play is going on?

P3 – Ha! All of you snarkers who were implying that CK didn’t like weiners…

And speaking of weiners, you’d have to be a weiner to skip reading Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Do the quarterbacks have the autonomy to call their own game ? What are we paying Gil for?. I’d move all team meetings to the Bucket without coaches and give more time to let Gil get reacquainted with Mimi…..,,,