Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 26, 2021

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Thereā€™s no point in leaving a mountain of shoes for your heirs too.

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    pcolli  about 4 years ago

    You can be buried in them.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But, will they really go with your headstone?

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I think the saying is ā€˜you canā€™t take it with youā€™.

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    walstib Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You can distribute your accumulated treasure with a warm hand or a cold hand.

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    dflak  about 4 years ago

    I never saw a hearse towing a U-Haul.

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    dflak  about 4 years ago

    I recently decided against installing solar panels on my roof. I was a good thing for the ecology and I did the economic analysis and it would have paid back handsomely in about 12.5 years.

    In 12.5 years, Iā€™ll be in my mid-80ā€™s. I decided to use the money to take the wife and I on a river cruise for our 50th wedding anniversary (whenever the pandemic allows) instead. This is the first time I considered my mortality in a decision. Itā€™s one of the very few times, I put my ā€œpresentā€ self over my ā€œfutureā€ self.

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    Who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

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    anomalous4  about 4 years ago

    My square feet & I hate shoes, but I sure have a lot of them, because (1) on those rare occasions when I can find affordable shoes that fit, Iā€™m likely to buy 2 pair & (2) the first thing I do when I get in the house is kick them off, so they get very little wear. I have shoes that are 30 years old & still in excellent condition.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Where do you buy your horseshoes?

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    BJIllistrated Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Iā€™ve never been a shoe person. I do have more than enough pairs due to buying good shoes that wear well. I tend to wear a pair of shoes out before buying more. Now my hair is another issue entirely. Guess we all need our ā€œfixesā€ but whoā€™s gonna care when Iā€™m sitting in ashes on some wall or storage unit.

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    bakana  about 4 years ago

    If you make the arrangements well ahead of time, you can be buried in the largest Shoe Box in the cemetery.

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