Mike Luckovich for December 10, 2020

Donnie has been a lame human since the day he first met his father.

Visit Florida this Christmas, visit the ICU on the 5th through 12th of January.

Did Li’l Donnie shoot himself in the foot again?

What a versatile performer, able to be Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and a lame duck all at the same time!

Donald will be doing a lot of (ducking) when New York starts coming after his fat ass!

I think Disney gave him a job because they also sponsor Fox News.

….donald cluck!

Go back to Mar Largo and put on your pants.

Can’t wait until this lame duck’s goose is cooked

See hospitals filled to capacity.

Did Trumpie the Clown break his foot trying to get its foot in the door at SCOTUS, ?

Except Goofy should be in the image of Florida’s oh so astute and competent governor.

He’ll need to sell off his golf courses to pay off the $400 million (Putin’s Putt Land?).

Donald, your latest election shenanigans are lame, man.

LOVE IT!! HAHAHAHA .

Just in time for Christmas! Donnie, Mitch, and Rudy singing “Who’s Afraid of The Big Bad Wolf?” They’re going fast. Order yours today. The number to call is 555-COVID19. /s

If Disney wants a block buster attraction.. trump behind bars with his family would certainly be something worth paying for.

He isn’t smart enough to duck. He thinks his exposure is a “good” thing.

Hey! Don’t be impugning the good reputation of the good, and the original, Donald!

Will this injury hurt his golf score?

This is an insult to Donald Duck, who is a devoted and careful caretaker to his three nephews! Even if he doesn’t wear pants…

Can’t think of any good words that rhyme with “Goofy”…or with “Mickey”. But I’ve got a pretty good one for “Donald Duck”!

^Humor-impaired. Typical reactionary.

In the first week of December 2019 I went with the family to Disney World Orlando. I came home with the worst cold/flu I have ever had. Honest, I was down for a week. My wife thought she had pneumonia and got tested for it. I had a good time watching the grand kids have fun but I can’t picture a more dangerous place to go during a pandemic.

Who’s got the sweetest disposition?

One guess—guess who!

Who never never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmmmm?)

Who never shows a bit of temperament?

Who’s never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)

Who’d never dream of starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)

Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?

No one…(Donald quacks angrily) but Donald Trump! (Donald: Yeah!)

This great, Mike! Well done!

Fifty points to Gryffindor for this one!

Mr Luckovich, With all due respects even Disney has standards so they will not be hiring dumb dumb duck. Now G.W. Zoo would probably hire him.

A Poem In Which Trump Asks a Question, and Is Answered

“Can I join your Traitors Club?”

“Sure, come on in, you Flab O’ Flub!

Though latest’s leastest, I’ll be bound

Come right ahead, I’ll show you ’round

Now, over there is Benedict

And over here is Tricky Dick

At at that booth sits John Wilkes Booth

(He found non-treasoning uncouth)

The Rosenbergs, McCarthy, Cohn

(Your ass, I know, he soon will own)

And Neo-Nazis, Ku Klux Klan

And every racist also-ran

We let in others, too, like Quisling

(That’s him, not steaks, that you smell sizzling)

And also Casca, Cassius, Brutus

And, worst of all, our Flaming Judas!

So come on in, though air’s unwell

But what did you expect, in Hell?"

Definitely a “lame” cartoon. Well done!

see the World’s Happiest Place™ (except fort layoffs) congregate with thousands of other people and share virus variants from around the country, AND pay exorbitant prices to do so..

Mara Lago is zoned so that the family can’t live there on a permanent basis. When the organization converted the property from an estate to a private club, the reasoning agreement stated that it could not be used as a permanent residence. Did SwampyDon and Melania vote illegally?