Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2020

Kids don’t thing about politics so nope.

does he have to take the ones that were pardoned off the list?

Hey! Half of that list is all the “companions” that didn’t run for an office… just the one sitting behind the desk! (Wink!)

Maybe so, but wading around in all that bull effluent is pretty stinky anyway.

In election years he can same time by just reviewing the nice list to see where to stop. It’s MUCH smaller than the other list.

If Santa doesn’t leave a Senator anything, that Senator can always do a few stock trades to make up for it. If you add politicians and violent protestors together, you get less than 1% of the population so election year wouldn’t help Santa that much.

t’is the night before Christmas and Santa is loading his sleigh,

while Nutter Buttercup is giving the country away:

Letting criminals out free with all of their swag,

While the rest of us are left holding the bag.

His motivations are not hard to explain.

It’s because he was born without a brain,

And his favorite song, is very short, you see,

Just one line repeated, It’s all about ME !!,

I thought that the “really naughty list” went to KRAMPUS, so he could dispense the proper “gifts?!”

tRump’s list of pardons to come?

A presidential pardon will restore various rights lost as a result of the pardoned offense , it will not erase or expunge the record of your conviction you are still guilty.

Corrupt politicians, lobbyists, corporate backers, sycophantic pundits, science deniers, violent activists, unscrupulous authority figures, and jerks who insist on not wearing face masks at public gatherings during a pandemic… yep, a short night’s work for Santa, indeed.

Have safe and Happy Holidays, everyone!

Merry Christmas Eve for some and Christmas Day for others

Now THAT could save the Coal industry!

Well, that leaves out desantis, webster, scott, and l’l marco. . .

A Covid Christmas

This year it was different, I think you’ll agree.

Covid stole Christmas and all of its glee.

Gone was the shopping, the crowds and the lights.

Gone were the gatherings and dark were the nights.

No office parties on the calendar this year

No New Year’s drinking and all of its cheer.

But what is so bad about our slow pace?

Take time to consider what we have in its place.

It’s time for reflection, to stop and to think.

To forget about hatred and the world at the brink.

Forget about shopping and all of the fuss.

Remember that God became one of us.

=o=

Merry Christmas to those who believe and to the rest, peace to thee.

Christmas is about Forgiving. Jesus Christ died to pay for the sins of everyone that believes. Apparently, Santa has the list.

Whether or not you celebrate Christmas Day, I still wish you all the blessings, love, and hope of the season. ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! Love, Happiness, and Peace to you all!

Don’t even get me started……

I`m sure most of the 2020 congress is right at the top.

The list is extra long due to the shenanigans the Democrats pulled this year during the election.

To summarize every political comment, “It just so happens that list contains every person who I don’t like. What a coincidence!”

@Stat_man99 What, you mean like voting? Despite the thousand and one roadblocks Republicans tried to throw in their way?

Coal for all the mask deniers!

We’re gonna need a bigger sleigh…

Merry Christmas eve to all! Join in and sing with me now…

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don’t we know archaic barrelLullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!Donkey Bonny brays a carol,Antelope Cantaloupe, ‘lope with you!Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly,Gaggin’ on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

Dunk us all in bowls of barley,Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!Tizzy seas on melon collie!Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

I notice there’s no color coding. Red versus Blue. Or otherwise.

they’re still on THAT list for sure

Happy Holidays, all of you. :^)

I’ve often wondered. Why a lump of coal? I mean, in the dead of winter, you could get quite a bit of warmth from a burning lump of coal.

Back in the early 80s there were those who thought GOP meant God’s Only Party.

Those who threaten poll workers should be on the perpetual naughty list.

Good thing Santa can’t trigger VARUNA’s Eyes Of Judgement or they’d really be in trouble.Celestials Eyes that Santa uses to know every child and adult on Earth.

Why does he need a list of the places he’s not going to?

Happy Holidays to all.