Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2020

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 4 years ago

    Kids don’t thing about politics so nope.

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    chireef  almost 4 years ago

    does he have to take the ones that were pardoned off the list?

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    Hey! Half of that list is all the “companions” that didn’t run for an office… just the one sitting behind the desk! (Wink!)

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe so, but wading around in all that bull effluent is pretty stinky anyway.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 4 years ago

    In election years he can same time by just reviewing the nice list to see where to stop. It’s MUCH smaller than the other list.

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    If Santa doesn’t leave a Senator anything, that Senator can always do a few stock trades to make up for it. If you add politicians and violent protestors together, you get less than 1% of the population so election year wouldn’t help Santa that much.

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    t’is the night before Christmas and Santa is loading his sleigh,

    while Nutter Buttercup is giving the country away:

    Letting criminals out free with all of their swag,

    While the rest of us are left holding the bag.

    His motivations are not hard to explain.

    It’s because he was born without a brain,

    And his favorite song, is very short, you see,

    Just one line repeated, It’s all about ME !!,

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    LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I thought that the “really naughty list” went to KRAMPUS, so he could dispense the proper “gifts?!”

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    tRump’s list of pardons to come?

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    bexwhitt  almost 4 years ago

    A presidential pardon will restore various rights lost as a result of the pardoned offense , it will not erase or expunge the record of your conviction you are still guilty.

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Corrupt politicians, lobbyists, corporate backers, sycophantic pundits, science deniers, violent activists, unscrupulous authority figures, and jerks who insist on not wearing face masks at public gatherings during a pandemic… yep, a short night’s work for Santa, indeed.

    Have safe and Happy Holidays, everyone!

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    JosephShriver  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas Eve for some and Christmas Day for others

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    Masterskrain  almost 4 years ago

    Now THAT could save the Coal industry!

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    1953Baby  almost 4 years ago

    Well, that leaves out desantis, webster, scott, and l’l marco. . .

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    A Covid Christmas

    This year it was different, I think you’ll agree.

    Covid stole Christmas and all of its glee.

    Gone was the shopping, the crowds and the lights.

    Gone were the gatherings and dark were the nights.

    No office parties on the calendar this year

    No New Year’s drinking and all of its cheer.

    But what is so bad about our slow pace?

    Take time to consider what we have in its place.

    It’s time for reflection, to stop and to think.

    To forget about hatred and the world at the brink.

    Forget about shopping and all of the fuss.

    Remember that God became one of us.

    =o=

    Merry Christmas to those who believe and to the rest, peace to thee.

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    MS72  almost 4 years ago

    Christmas is about Forgiving. Jesus Christ died to pay for the sins of everyone that believes. Apparently, Santa has the list.

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Whether or not you celebrate Christmas Day, I still wish you all the blessings, love, and hope of the season. ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! Love, Happiness, and Peace to you all!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t even get me started……

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    retpost  almost 4 years ago

    I`m sure most of the 2020 congress is right at the top.

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    Stat_man99  almost 4 years ago

    The list is extra long due to the shenanigans the Democrats pulled this year during the election.

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    Alverant  almost 4 years ago

    To summarize every political comment, “It just so happens that list contains every person who I don’t like. What a coincidence!”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    @Stat_man99 What, you mean like voting? Despite the thousand and one roadblocks Republicans tried to throw in their way?

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    MitmanArt  almost 4 years ago

    Coal for all the mask deniers!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    We’re gonna need a bigger sleigh…

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    I Go Pogo   almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas eve to all! Join in and sing with me now…

    Deck us all with Boston Charlie,Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

    Don’t we know archaic barrelLullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

    Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!Donkey Bonny brays a carol,Antelope Cantaloupe, ‘lope with you!Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly,Gaggin’ on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

    Dunk us all in bowls of barley,Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!Tizzy seas on melon collie!Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    I notice there’s no color coding. Red versus Blue. Or otherwise.

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    VickiP123  almost 4 years ago

    they’re still on THAT list for sure

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    SrTechWriter  almost 4 years ago

    Happy Holidays, all of you. :^)

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    vanaals  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve often wondered. Why a lump of coal? I mean, in the dead of winter, you could get quite a bit of warmth from a burning lump of coal.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    Back in the early 80s there were those who thought GOP meant God’s Only Party.

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    eccolibri60 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Those who threaten poll workers should be on the perpetual naughty list.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    Good thing Santa can’t trigger VARUNA’s Eyes Of Judgement or they’d really be in trouble.Celestials Eyes that Santa uses to know every child and adult on Earth.

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 4 years ago

    Why does he need a list of the places he’s not going to?

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Happy Holidays to all.

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