That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 18, 2020

Be careful, you might get a splinter in your…

Even with all her clothes off, she was so much heavier than Margret.

Possibly the greatest moment in phallic portraiture.

“I never dreamed of this when you asked if I wanted to branch out, but I’m not complaining.”

Ruby enjoyed playing with the statue in the estate’s garden on the statue’s day off. But the rest of the days she came off as stiff and eerily quiet.

Is it just me or does the nude model look like they dug her up for this gig?

OMG!!!! :O

miley cyrus and a gal pal strike a blow for the free the nipple movement…

Now you know what started the phrase “catching a little wood”…

Good Lord, that looks uncomfortable!

We saw.

she saw what?

I remember when I was a child/ how my virgin eyes were defiled/ at the playground one day/ when (to public dismay/ a pair of young “mommies” went wild..

She’s clearly unbalanced.

Is it too late to log in?

I wood – wooden yew?

“Feel lucky, trunk?” (I got a million of ‘em..”)

I was going to make a comment, but then thought it best not to touch this with a ten foot pole.

Gives a new meaning to one’s understanding of the adjective “woody”.

See saw until your clothes fall off.

See Saw margaritaWilly shall have a new master;Willy shall earn but a penny a day,Because he can’t work any faster

Explain the splinters to the ER staff

“I bet if I lean back just like this my clothes will fall off too!”

Die Mädchen spielen titter totter.

Apparently, the artist ran out of flesh tones, or this was painted before the Zombie Apocalypse got really bad. Reminds me of the early days of color TV. You could never get just the right balance between color, contrast, brightness, and tint, all of which had to be adjusted manually. And even then, what was about right for one station tended to be a little off for another (and there were only three broadcast stations – maybe four, if you could get VHF – all of which went off the air around midnight). Yes, I am that old.

that is a strange picture

No pillow fight tonight, how about we go outside and find a log to ride together!?

Strap on “Ultra-Woodie” model # WO-20 in brown being tested by 2 Adult Pleasures employees in a nature setting at the CEO’s nudist retreat.

It’s next to the she-shed

They pined for each other.

“Faster, faster.”

Seriously, what is the point here? Is there a legend or story behind this?

“You were right, the oil makes it easier to slide…ooowie!

I never want to see what they do with a Maypole. Well. Maybe just a peek.

This painting is teetering on the brink of atrocious sexual symbolism but then … nobody ever accused this artist of being subtle.

Years of Fun On A Log resulted in no man ever managing to break through the ladies’ calloused ‘feelings’ to bring even the tiniest measure of joy in their ‘hearts’.

And thus the phrase, “Stuck It”.

Sally really got into her Introduction To Dildo class,,, or it got into her…

Are you sure this is what girls on the Isle of Lesbos do?

Speaking of 10 foot poles…

Two women who just got Stucked.

No, dear, that isn’t where you put your end…

A new sport for the 2021 Tokyo Olympics: Strip See-Saw

The Seesaw: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Die_wippe_Franz_von_Stuck.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this (Syntonos colors) tempora on canvas, roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/stuck_franz_von.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/franz-stuck 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/548 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/franz-von-stuck/ 

http://www.victorianweb.org/decadence/painting/vonstuck/index.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/s/stuck/biograph.html 

https://prabook.com/web/franz.stuck/3725696 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Franz.von.Stuck 

https://books.google.com/books?id=HngY3S3s2jAC&pg=PA180#v=onepage&q&f=false 

https://www.dhm.de/lemo/biografie/franz-stuck 

http://www.all-art.org/symbolism/5-germany02.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here (5 times, including 1 repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/03/12?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included 6 of the artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2602 (December 17, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Your gonna be sorry! I’m telling you, take off your dress and wrap it around the log or you’re gonna be eating dinner standing up.

A log in the bush is worth two times the glee.

To Strob: “Girls just wanna have fun”.

Natalee in red was very happy that the nude Phillis was lying so her member was growing, giving here a grand feeling of joy.

“We saw this on SexToys.com and just had to get one.”

Whatever this artist was smoking, I want some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Dresses and skins…

I’ve seen people with skin that white.

Couple of hot chicks sharing some wood.