If you REALLY want attention and some company, no matter how rough, just call 911 and say you have a prowler. Then in a few minutes call them back and tell them there’s no need to hurry any more, because he’s dead. They’ll be there in well less than half the time they estimated for a prowler.
Well, let me tell you, escaping your house to go work in a hospital during a pandemic for 40-hours-per-week ain’t no barrel of monkeys. It sucks. And no, I haven’t been vaccinated yet.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Slow torture is more of a nuisance, not an emergency.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
“9-1-1; what’s your emergency?”
“I’m all alone here. Could you bring me a woman and a pizza?”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good for you that they didn’t mistreat you.
feverjr Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Help, I’m a rock…”
sirbadger over 3 years ago
Would you like for us to send some nice swat officers with pepper spray over?
Concretionist over 3 years ago
If you REALLY want attention and some company, no matter how rough, just call 911 and say you have a prowler. Then in a few minutes call them back and tell them there’s no need to hurry any more, because he’s dead. They’ll be there in well less than half the time they estimated for a prowler.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
I saved money on a Christmas tree this year — I just stood in the window with my arms outstretched and a candle on my head.
Nooooo, the lockdown’s going fiiiiiiine.
VincentGoudreault over 3 years ago
Calling 9-1-1, shouldn’t that be “Boop-beep-beep”?
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Rat we thought you had a real emergency … like out of BEER ! … Croc Power !
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Personally, I’d rather be in than out.
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
DON’T DO THAT !!!!
Louise Brown over 3 years ago
wouldn’t it be “boop beep beep” since you are hitting the 9 and then two one keys?
bopacasa over 3 years ago
I don’t feel trapped….never went out much anyway
Gent over 3 years ago
Wait what? So this whole pandemic thing wasn’t an emergency? We’ve been bamboozled all along!
blunebottle over 3 years ago
I guess it all depends on the way you look at it.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
I wonder how come Rat hasn’t been blacklisted by the local emergency response services as a proclaimed (nuisance) offender!
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
It’s an emergency. The government and news agencies are lying.
favm over 3 years ago
Help, I am stupid!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
He’s just now realizing he’s trapped! RATS!
Reader over 3 years ago
Just STOP
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
What’s so bad about staying indoors?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
I think a global pandemic, especially now, is more than an emergency.
JosephShriver over 3 years ago
I’m not trapped at home, and not restricted as to where I can go (to a point)
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
I’d call 911 but I don’t know their number.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
It is one that many can’s deal with and it is a 911 call for help…..
KEA over 3 years ago
I wonder how many calls like that 911 has actually had to handle? (I think the answer would depress me)
BiathlonNut over 3 years ago
With a prefix like 919-xxx-yyyy there are a lot of mistaken calls to 911.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not so funny to people with dementia…
alexius23 over 3 years ago
Ah, Covid claustrophobia
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I thought there’d be a vaccine by now.
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
Shouldn’t it have been “boop beep beep” since the 1s would make the same sound? C’mon, Pastis, you’re better than thi- Oh, wait.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I am, I said, to no one there…….at least Rat has Pig.
Warhaft over 3 years ago
Try telling the governor that.
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
Remember to thank the Stable Genius.
ekke over 3 years ago
It’s not an emergency until someone says it’s an emergency, is that the message here?
ThePersonOnGoComics over 3 years ago
For us it is
WilliamDoerfler over 3 years ago
Suzie Cream cheese? What’s got into you?
zeexenon over 3 years ago
YouTube has a whole bunch more of these stupid 911 calls. Fox News swears some are from our Lame Duck POTUS. The quack.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Have a beer, Rat. Put on your mask and take a stroll around the block. Then get back in and go beddy-bye. Problem solved….
mrrescueguy51 over 3 years ago
I work in a 911 center. This is hilarious
Soo5002 over 3 years ago
Well, let me tell you, escaping your house to go work in a hospital during a pandemic for 40-hours-per-week ain’t no barrel of monkeys. It sucks. And no, I haven’t been vaccinated yet.
dsom8 over 3 years ago
It’s been going on for at least 10 months. No, Stephan, it’s not an emergency. Nor is it new. Nor is it funny.
AndreasMartin over 3 years ago
‘Help, I’m a rat!’I’m sure that will get him some company.
frenspz over 3 years ago
911, what’s your emergency? “my fav show ended” no bye
Harry J. Adams about 2 years ago
So covid wasn’t an emergency?