That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 04, 2021

The night was a disappointment, but Adelaide was looking forward to brunch.

The shame when you discover your spouse is a Star Trek fan and you are a Star Wars fan.

Portrait of a man who could have used some Viagra 30 minutes ago.

Even though the affair was over, James had still felt that telling Madeline about it would bring them closer together. He was wrong. So very wrong.

I guess the Red Coats aren’t coming after all.

“I’m sorry Martha, but if you can’t even put on a bonnet correctly, one can only imagine what else you’re incapable of.”

he picks the day of our engagement party to tell me he’s actually gay…

The fact that her hat is askew/ is a sign (to the sensitive few) / that this utter buffoon/ made his effort to soon ! /I’d never do that – would you?

Stella!!!!

Elizabeth telling Mr. Darcy she wants all new drapes.

Hoo boy, you’re in a world of hurt now!!!!!!

Got his ball in the bag, so he’s ready to go bowling.

20 seconds after she told him the result of peeing on the stick…

That feeling when you both realize you wanted to wear the other’s outfit to the party.

When you got all dressed in character, and she says, “But I don’t want to play the Fox and The Hound tonight.”

When she told him to turn around and count to 20 for a surprise, he was thinking that only her clothes would be gone.

Alas! This is what comes of wearing white after Labor Day.

All I can say about this one so far is that this painter was nothing if not prolific! that, and that he seems never to have painted anything that didn’t have a woman front and center.

That is not how you play hide and go seek…

Questions that should never be answered honestly, number 1,426: Do you like my new hat?

Both a girlfriend and my wife called me some other guy’s name. Hum?

Yes I know I dropped it over there, but the lights better here.

They were crushed! A measly 11,780 votes couldn’t be found!

It’s worse to call one’s mistress by one’s wife’s name.

No matter how hard they tried, they just couldn’t get the hang of “Hide and Seek”.

And suddenly she demurred/ and he found himself deterred ../ he had moved too fast/ ( she was simply aghast !)/ She was shaken – but not at all “stirred”.

Broadway theater goers moved by Brando’s brooding, emotive style never realized that he was just trying to remember his lines.

Yeah, that’s REALLY bad whether it’s a mistress or ex-wife……

It wasn’t just the heartburn – the burrito had another unladylike effect…

“Shot off… Completely??!!”

Even though Biden had won he had decided to support Trump.

“C’mon think, you had the chasity belt keys in your hand!”

“But, have they removed the inner parts of your ‘machine’ and replaced them with other parts?”

I’m sorry I came before you were ready, I feel bad. How do you think I feel, just leave!

A lady in an interior: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Marcus_Stone_-_A_lady_in_an_interior.png 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size paintng.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/stone_marcus.html 

http://www.english.emory.edu/classes/Shakespeare_Illustrated/Stone.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/marcus-stone 

https://modjourn.org/biography/stone-marcus-1840-1921/ 

https://www.haynesfineart.com/artists/marcus-stone-uk 

http://www.avictorian.com/Stone_Marcus.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Marcus_Clayton_Stone/11073031/Marcus_Clayton_Stone.aspx 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/marcus-stone/ 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/mstone/index.html 

all have info, or links (especially the last) that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read for free in full on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2611 (January 3, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Lady”. That’s the problem – he read her wrong !

“Well… it’s still classed as a penis… So…”

He knew he shouldn’t have said anything, but he just couldn’t take that wall paper any more!

the Duke, telling florence he was gay and had a boyfriend dashed her hope of a great life in the high circles of wealth and Privilege.

It was times like this that Josephine remembered why Napolean’s nickname was “Little Boney”.

That darned dog of yours! She’s crapped over in THIS corner too! :>)

Easter egg hunt – 1721.

Dunnit. Twice in the same night.

“I’m sorry, arreddy ! So I forgot you’re only 14…so sue me !” (and so she did.)