Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 01, 2021

Not only Mike, but also Merriam-Webster and Oxford English Dictionary and most religious texts are also calling it adultery.

How quaint.

I call it abandonment.

And so much for being a loving mother too!!

Skank logic.

Not just Mike. That’s what the divorce court will be calling it, too.

Boopsie’s a ditz but she does have some morals.

What to call it: a vacation, a change of scenery, widening one’s horizon, meeting new people, exploring one’s options, making new friends, sampling all that life has to offer, taking an untraveled road, enrichment, enjoying diversity.

Creepy, just saw Gone Girl for the first time yesterday….

Anyone who abandons their child is worthless. They have no redeeming qualities.

Bring on Hunk Ra.

Throw her out, Boopsie!

Ironically, at that however-long-ago reunion where Nicole invited Mike to have an affair with her, J.J. called THAT “adultery” (on Mike’s part) even thought all MIKE did was briefly contemplate the idea. Obviously, in the interim, she totally re-wrote her personal moral code (such as it is).

And then, the following year’s reunion, after Nicole had gained weight, she berated Mike (who had been reconsidering her offer in the interim) for his “shallowness” about same, going on the offensive before Mike had said a word, when all MIKE had done was have a relatively mild reaction upon seeing that she had gained weight. He stared a little and was briefly rendered speechless. It’s called “surprise,” Nicole. I’ll admit that, at worst, it could have been categorized as a bit rude, but is Ms. “Let’s Have an Extramarital Affair” Woman really in a position to be touchy? :-|

Mike was caught between two women to whom he was just never going to be good enough. Fortunately, he eventually found a metaphorical Door Number Three. Hopefully, when Mike and Kim’s wedding anniversary comes around every year, they send J.J. and Zeke a thank-you note. ;-)

Do children enjoy childhood as much as adults enjoy adultery? Just askin’.

Whatever it’s called, it’s Mike’s fault, right J. J.?

After a breakup you learn who was your friend, her friends & who never want to interact with either of us again….

Thank you Boopsie, for NOT ignoring the blatantly despicable.

Adultery – For adults only.

folly

I’m just waiting for JJ to ask for monetary help as well.

The heart wants what the heart wants – stupid, selfish heart. :)

Translation: We’re desperate for someone to Freeload on.

Uncle Stupidhead even failed at the “Dunk the Idiot” job.

He kept Cursing at the Children.

I need the Soap Opera Digest to keep up. How are these two acquainted? Because their husbands are fellow alumni who keep in touch?

Well, yes.