Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 07, 2021

I guess technically that keeps them from scoring…even if it feels a bit like cheating.

Beats getting hit with a puck.

It is good to be the King.

Well, that’s one way to do it?

I wonder. Did the king have the other team arrested before or after they had a chance to take shots at him?

See, Vlad is a democrat, still having opponents in hockey

How long does the Goalie want them in the Penalty Box/Donjon?

Simple problems…simple solutions.

Accuse them of insurrection! That seems to work…

That’s one way to make sure the other team doesn’t score!

So the Fink “executed” the plan. WE WIN.

Putin! Oh wait, Putin is not a goalie. He scores like eleven goals a game!

he uh, did too good a job.

I see the trolls are in abundance.

Rat fink!

The King found Team Peasants revolting, he sent them all to the penalty box.

Just Stand there. No one would DARE score on the King!

Advance prep is everything in sports

Well, that saved a lot of unnecessary bloodshed…unless they went to the dungeon…

The Fink was to be the puck.

That’s what makes him King Fink.

One way to win…

I thought the King was going to be the pick…

Daiquiri is misspelled.

Well, that certainly is one way to win! Such a fink.

The King is such a good (spoil) sport. Game called on account of “Royal Privilege”.

The hat tricks are a comin

The King is a Fink!

most excellent

The Fink had a goal, and stuck to it.

Brady scores! OOPS!! Wrong sport!

yes it does