Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 16, 2021

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    bitsy twill  about 4 years ago

    I thought he wasnā€™t really asking her out, ā€œjust texting herā€.

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    Charks  about 4 years ago

    P1: Thereā€™s a signpost up ahead. Your next stop? P2: The Friend Zone. P3: Community policing arrives in Milford.

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    Bucky  about 4 years ago

    P3 Milford Police profiling a white privileged resident!!!! Where is the outrage???? You wonā€™t see this on CNNor MSNBC!!!!

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    TArbiter  about 4 years ago

    Thatā€™s some hogleg the cop is sporting in P3. And whatā€™s with his head? Looks like a, uh, well, never mind.

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    Mr Reality  about 4 years ago

    In all reality , we only saw half of the text. The part of the text we didnā€™t see said Call Corina ,she thinks youā€™re funny and kinda cute .PS donā€™t try any funny stuff with sheā€™ll kick your butt !

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    tcayer  about 4 years ago

    Who voted ā€˜yes?ā€™ Anyone? I didnā€™t think so.

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    tcayer  about 4 years ago

    Wrong answer, car dude. You should have said ā€œI donā€™t know officer. Iā€™ve never had it above 65!ā€

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    Gil-doh!  about 4 years ago

    P1 Vic goes digital Carnac the Magnificent to guess Tessiā€™s answer

    P2 Correct Sir!!!

    P3 Its got a cop engine, 440 CI pre catalytic converter so it runs good on regular gas, cop bumpers, cop suspension

    Fix the lighter

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    dadjo  about 4 years ago

    This plot line has more left turns than a NASCAR race. Like Rosie, Iā€™m riveted.

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    bearwku82  about 4 years ago

    P1- See no evil.

    P2- Bold lettering and caps. Canā€™t means wonā€™t.

    P3- Good thing Barney has only one in the chamber and one in his shirt pocket. That 44 Magnum would blow his leg CLEAN off. I guess he feels lucky.

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    Better get used to that Vic

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    Lemme guessā€¦CK is gonna hear about this and not be pleased with Tessiā€™s tactics, even though she basically did the same thing to those two nit-wit QBs last fall

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    hifirick1953  about 4 years ago

    Any excuse to get a giant hand drawing in P1. Lost opportunity to get a whole giant thumb in P2, And in P3 Why would that cop want to stand around in the snow with his head uncovered? The GTO is in the garage

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    TheBrownStarfish  about 4 years ago

    P1, Everybody knows the answer but you, Vic.

    P2, Sorry, Charlie, er, Vic.

    P3, Why? You want to race?

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  about 4 years ago

    Big-time gearhead Doug canā€™t soup up his muscle car to go any faster than the factory version. Just for that, the cop should slap the cuffs on him!

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  about 4 years ago

    Vic, first winner of the ā€œif-your-hand-is-bigger-than-your-faceā€ joke!

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    BrandonMayhew  about 4 years ago

    Not sure, but I think Vic was texting Contessa to see if she was available this weekend to star in his home made movie ā€œTeasing Tessiā€ā€¦..

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    Mopman  about 4 years ago

    So Vic is a liar, unless asking if someone wants to go with them to the movies doesnā€™t count as asking them on a date. And whatā€™s the deal with Officer Steve Harvey? He pulls him over a second time just to ask him about specs on the car heā€™s NOT driving? And that question was just so important?

    And speaking of whatā€™s important, I think you know that the most important part of your day is reading Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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    Mopman  about 4 years ago

    So never thought of this before, but if texting was a thing back when I was young, I probably would have had more of a dating life. Instead of spending 3 months building up the courage to ask a girl out (or actually never going through with it), I would have debated for a week or so before hitting the send button and then instantly sweated out the reply.

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    Mopman  about 4 years ago

    Just had a thought. Was it so important for the cop to find out how fast the GTO would go so that heā€™d know whether chasing him in the future was worth it?

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    Mopman  about 4 years ago

    Okay, 4 in a row, but NOW Iā€™m done. How come Gordon over at Funky Winkerbean gets random cameo shots, and these guys canā€™t even put me in the Milford High hallway once in a while? It doesnā€™t even have to be a speaking role!

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    P 4: ā€œā€¦ok Barneyā€¦..I got stuff to doā€¦isnā€™t there a donut shop around here for you to hang out at if you need to kill time?ā€¦ā€

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    Scott S  about 4 years ago

    ā€œShe was made for the straight aways! She grew up hating Chevrolets! Sheā€™s a Rocket, she was made to burn!ā€ ā€“ Kathy Mattea

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    Bluedarter  about 4 years ago

    P3:ā€œJeez, hereā€™s the Franklin, leave me alone before I tell Gil. Go get one of those speeding Baders.ā€

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    Guy Steele Premium Member about 4 years ago

    First time (thank goodness!) Iā€™ve ever seen the ā€œHoboā€ font used for text messages. Not the most readable for running text.

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