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In all reality , we only saw half of the text. The part of the text we didnāt see said Call Corina ,she thinks youāre funny and kinda cute .PS donāt try any funny stuff with sheāll kick your butt !
Lemme guessā¦CK is gonna hear about this and not be pleased with Tessiās tactics, even though she basically did the same thing to those two nit-wit QBs last fall
Any excuse to get a giant hand drawing in P1. Lost opportunity to get a whole giant thumb in P2, And in P3 Why would that cop want to stand around in the snow with his head uncovered? The GTO is in the garage
So Vic is a liar, unless asking if someone wants to go with them to the movies doesnāt count as asking them on a date. And whatās the deal with Officer Steve Harvey? He pulls him over a second time just to ask him about specs on the car heās NOT driving? And that question was just so important?
And speaking of whatās important, I think you know that the most important part of your day is reading Mopped Up Thorp.
So never thought of this before, but if texting was a thing back when I was young, I probably would have had more of a dating life. Instead of spending 3 months building up the courage to ask a girl out (or actually never going through with it), I would have debated for a week or so before hitting the send button and then instantly sweated out the reply.
Just had a thought. Was it so important for the cop to find out how fast the GTO would go so that heād know whether chasing him in the future was worth it?
Okay, 4 in a row, but NOW Iām done. How come Gordon over at Funky Winkerbean gets random cameo shots, and these guys canāt even put me in the Milford High hallway once in a while? It doesnāt even have to be a speaking role!
bitsy twill about 4 years ago
I thought he wasnāt really asking her out, ājust texting herā.
Charks about 4 years ago
P1: Thereās a signpost up ahead. Your next stop? P2: The Friend Zone. P3: Community policing arrives in Milford.
Bucky about 4 years ago
P3 Milford Police profiling a white privileged resident!!!! Where is the outrage???? You wonāt see this on CNNor MSNBC!!!!
TArbiter about 4 years ago
Thatās some hogleg the cop is sporting in P3. And whatās with his head? Looks like a, uh, well, never mind.
Mr Reality about 4 years ago
In all reality , we only saw half of the text. The part of the text we didnāt see said Call Corina ,she thinks youāre funny and kinda cute .PS donāt try any funny stuff with sheāll kick your butt !
tcayer about 4 years ago
Who voted āyes?ā Anyone? I didnāt think so.
tcayer about 4 years ago
Wrong answer, car dude. You should have said āI donāt know officer. Iāve never had it above 65!ā
Gil-doh! about 4 years ago
P1 Vic goes digital Carnac the Magnificent to guess Tessiās answer
P2 Correct Sir!!!
P3 Its got a cop engine, 440 CI pre catalytic converter so it runs good on regular gas, cop bumpers, cop suspension
Fix the lighter
dadjo about 4 years ago
This plot line has more left turns than a NASCAR race. Like Rosie, Iām riveted.
bearwku82 about 4 years ago
P1- See no evil.
P2- Bold lettering and caps. Canāt means wonāt.
P3- Good thing Barney has only one in the chamber and one in his shirt pocket. That 44 Magnum would blow his leg CLEAN off. I guess he feels lucky.
Irish53 about 4 years ago
Better get used to that Vic
Irish53 about 4 years ago
Lemme guessā¦CK is gonna hear about this and not be pleased with Tessiās tactics, even though she basically did the same thing to those two nit-wit QBs last fall
hifirick1953 about 4 years ago
Any excuse to get a giant hand drawing in P1. Lost opportunity to get a whole giant thumb in P2, And in P3 Why would that cop want to stand around in the snow with his head uncovered? The GTO is in the garage
TheBrownStarfish about 4 years ago
P1, Everybody knows the answer but you, Vic.
P2, Sorry, Charlie, er, Vic.
P3, Why? You want to race?
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham about 4 years ago
Big-time gearhead Doug canāt soup up his muscle car to go any faster than the factory version. Just for that, the cop should slap the cuffs on him!
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham about 4 years ago
Vic, first winner of the āif-your-hand-is-bigger-than-your-faceā joke!
BrandonMayhew about 4 years ago
Not sure, but I think Vic was texting Contessa to see if she was available this weekend to star in his home made movie āTeasing Tessiāā¦..
Mopman about 4 years ago
So Vic is a liar, unless asking if someone wants to go with them to the movies doesnāt count as asking them on a date. And whatās the deal with Officer Steve Harvey? He pulls him over a second time just to ask him about specs on the car heās NOT driving? And that question was just so important?
And speaking of whatās important, I think you know that the most important part of your day is reading Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/Mopman about 4 years ago
So never thought of this before, but if texting was a thing back when I was young, I probably would have had more of a dating life. Instead of spending 3 months building up the courage to ask a girl out (or actually never going through with it), I would have debated for a week or so before hitting the send button and then instantly sweated out the reply.
Mopman about 4 years ago
Just had a thought. Was it so important for the cop to find out how fast the GTO would go so that heād know whether chasing him in the future was worth it?
Mopman about 4 years ago
Okay, 4 in a row, but NOW Iām done. How come Gordon over at Funky Winkerbean gets random cameo shots, and these guys canāt even put me in the Milford High hallway once in a while? It doesnāt even have to be a speaking role!
Irish53 about 4 years ago
P 4: āā¦ok Barneyā¦..I got stuff to doā¦isnāt there a donut shop around here for you to hang out at if you need to kill time?ā¦ā
Scott S about 4 years ago
āShe was made for the straight aways! She grew up hating Chevrolets! Sheās a Rocket, she was made to burn!ā ā Kathy Mattea
Bluedarter about 4 years ago
P3:āJeez, hereās the Franklin, leave me alone before I tell Gil. Go get one of those speeding Baders.ā
Guy Steele Premium Member about 4 years ago
First time (thank goodness!) Iāve ever seen the āHoboā font used for text messages. Not the most readable for running text.