The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 14, 2021

Looks like they’re coming out of his ass.

Happy pi(e) day every one.

I didn’t realize the Life of Pi was so much fun.

Happy Pi Day

You can go for ever now three! (Pi-agra…ha ha… please see a mathematician for an irrational number lasting longer than 40 digits)

Fortunately falls short of the four-hour window.

How irrational………..

Happy Birthday, Albert Einstein! Born on “Pi Day”, 1879.

Kids, don’t take drugs – you’ll become irrational…..

Look out for the worker’s comp insurance company’s reminders.

Happy Pi Day!

Tossed the pills in his pie hole.

WAIT, shouldn’t we be seeing the backside of the numbers because the numbers should be facing the mirror?

Warning: If your Pi continues for more than 4 significant digits, please see a mathematician as soon as possible.

Does this mean he has his lady’s number?

2nd anniversary of Stephen Hawking becoming one with the universe

The way that drug works is irrational.

Easy as pi!

Pi a la decimal mode.

This is terrible, now…who should I share it with.

I always wondered where the Pi hole was…

Why are the numbers in the mirror not reversed? That’s irrational!

Now I, even I, would celebrate in rhymes inept,

the great immortal Syracusan rivall’d nevermore

who in his wondrous lore passed on before

left men his guidance how to circles mensurate.

Now he’s ready to function in a relationship.

Pi-agra? I hope he’s up for that.

This could have been expressed another way in a fraction of the time.

Pie are squared?

I hate that I laughed at this.

Definitely not square…

So funny. Everyone in the area said, “r r”.

But he’s not circumferencesized.

Hilarious - didn’t see it coming

Good thing he’s near a toilet.

Now that’s gonna last longer than 4 hours!

Happy Pi Day my friends. Stay safe and be well.

I guess he was suffering from numericile dysfunction…

If it lasts for more than four hours…

Very funny!!

The date is 14/3 in the rest of the world…

I don’t envy the parents whose kids ask them to explain this one…