Herman by Jim Unger for March 01, 2021

Feed me!

“Honey, I blew the gift budget on a corpse flower for your room, and a fifth of Jeppson’s Malört for an after-hours snort…”

I expect it to spray water.

Just ignore the cries of “FEED ME”.

Now she has the choise between a kick in the behind and a juicy punch in the belly…

Is that Audrey?

Looks like it needs IV worse than she does.

“You got me something special. Wasn’t that thoughtful of you?”

“Put it in the round cylindrical metal ‘vase’ on the floor.”

Feed me, Seymore.

If it’s a sunflower, at least the seeds will provide a nutritious snack. So instead of looking thoughtless, the guy just looks lame, instead.

and when it shoots out it’s spores you’ll love him even more.

Too bad that she would rather have the skimpy little roses.

That one looks like it already has its own ecosystem!

And this is … sort of … not carnivorous.

One time I sent a friend a balloon bouquet that was so big, it wouldn’t fit in his hospital room. So he sent it down to the kids’ ward for them to play with.

So, he bought her a triffid? NOT a good sign…

Does Morticia know her plant is missing?

The bigger the better! Right???

And after it devours your soul you’ll feel much better!

Thinking positive, having a carnivorous plant around would be incentive enough to want to get well.

What do you feed it?……

That looks like Cleopatra from “The Addams Family”.

Is that one of those large flowers that smell like rotten meat?