Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 13, 2021

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    I root for the spiders.

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    As M. Night Shyamalan would say, WHAT A TWIST!

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    TexTech  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think that armor would save the spider from a bird. The bird would still eat him but just end up with some serious indigestion.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    It may be harder to SPLAAT it now, but that doesn’t mean I isn’t going to tries.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    The king has some “spidey sense” maybe!

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 3 years ago

    Garfield’s worst nightmare.

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    KenseidenXL  over 3 years ago

    Well, he can’t do worse than Rodney….

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh look! A new friend for Henry to play with.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 3 years ago

    That’s about where I’ve gotten with spiders. Turns out, they are better than bug sprays.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You do know why spiders make lousy Pilots don’t you? For they are always in a tail spin.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    Sir Spider. I know him well.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    Armoured Arachnid…..

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    The spider was way up on the ceiling. How could he protect the King from way up there? So the King had to bring the spider down to his level.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    While on the throne this morning a giant spider crawled up onto the seat. I had to kill it or risk my jewels.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    And the spider will probably do a better job than Rodney!

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    Spiders, snakes, and bats get a really bad wrap. . .I usually just get the spider on a piece of paper and take it outside. Believe me, they don’t want to be any nearer us than we want to be near them. . .

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    rich5021  over 3 years ago

    I thought it was a soldier ant at first, until I counted the number of legs.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    The Fink is increasing his army……

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There are spider Mandalorians?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The enemy of my enemy is my ally, unless I really, really hate them. Then they’re just a second front.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ll take care of the bugs myself. The spider has to die.

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    Regular Joe  over 3 years ago

    “Isn’t?”

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    gingerspike88 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    https://twitter.com/realjameswoods/status/1370671030646185984?s=21 DOG DANCE!

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    xSigoff Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Telling your Sovereign NO to an order to protect him from possible incipient harm is not conducive to career growth. It may well lead to your giving the executioner his final due.

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    RebelOConner  over 3 years ago

    i guess she’s more efficient than Rod

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Fair arraignment. He also gets to keep anything he kills….,

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    What happened to Rod?

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Creepy, crawly. Creepy, crawly. Creepy, creepy. Crawly, crawly. There he is wrapped in a ball.

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    sobrown51  over 3 years ago

    And you would think a spider would be good at finding spies.

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    oakie817  over 3 years ago

    oh the irony

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    No wonder the fink rules the kingdom for so long. Delivering responsibility is an important aspect of leadership.

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